Psst, too hot for you?

Trima Kaseh

2009-07-30T07:13:00.001+08:00

Haha. Cuba lagi.

May you die tomorrow

2009-07-29T01:41:00.004+08:00

Hello readers.
And hello to you too, motherfagger.

The motherfagger I mentioned above successfully hacked my system, changed my blogger password, and deleted some of my blog followers. Evil genius, eyh? It's a coincidence that I was gonna change my password after all. Coverline :)

Hope you'll catch hyperthermia soon and diarrhoe on the plane. (Suspecting someone)
Hope the toilet is locked that you gotta throw up wherever you are and piss in your pants.
And pray that people won't call you Disgusting Freak for as long as eternity.

Have a good night sleep and pray I won't hijack your plane with poisonous snakes and crawling African cochroaches.

XOXO, Gossip Girl

2009-07-28T15:44:00.007+08:00

This thing popped up from my mind when I was thinking about wearing colourful leggings at Canada. And bushy jackets and leather boots.. and cute hair scarfs ... and pretty toques (winter hat) and long jackets and orange half gloves and... ok too long to list. Then this thought reminded me of GG.

A story which has both protagonist and antagonist is usually a story of... fairy tales. There will be the bad guy, who ends up dead or defeated. And there will be the good guy, who saves the princess and lives happily ever after.

C'mon, berlambak je kat luar tu orang jahat and geeeesh, they got banks in their wallets and look at their cribs. But yalah, pembalasan will be given in akhirat kelak. But this is real life, I'm bored with Komsas stories and those cerita berteladan. I'd buy it if they make it more... real? Like Gossip Girl!

Blair Waldorf is the evil Queen Bee at school but she's fragile from the inside and she really cares about her friends and family.
Chuck Bass sleeps with diff chicks every night but no one messes with his him when it comes to friends and family.
Serena is... stupid and too naive I think.
Dan Humphrey is the most natural character. Loyal to his girlfriend yet kalah apabila digoda habis-habisan oleh lecturer sendiri. I know it's a bad example, but these things really happen dalam hidup.

Leighton Meester (Blair Waldorf) and Blake Lively (Serena Van Der Woodsen)

Well do you think it's unfair to judge a person just because she/he drinks, sleeps with diff guys/gals, or shoplifts, or takes drugs? Never be one-sided. I know a lot of people as such and they're far better than those people whom I thought were the angels who will guide me towards the right path. Angels yang should guide me? Tengok-tengok wow, these people are so cetek minda until they turn prejudice and discriminate. With words that sets war and actions that bring people further apart. Aren't you supposed to set good example?

Planning the big party (updated)

2009-07-26T22:39:00.005+08:00

As you all know, I will be leaving soon. Yadda yadda.

I'm planning a farewell party. Probably on the 21st of August 2009. It's a Friday so don't wozza people. Here I would like to emphasize something; it's still under 'planning' so don't attack me with "Ohh, macam nilah kawan ye? Tak ajak!".
I'd have to cut your throat to shut you up.

I have a place already. It's a sports cafe at TTDI Plaza. The name of the place is Eckywoobee Sports? Cafe. Yes, with a question mark in the middle, I don't know why. And no, it's not a dinner thing where you gather up and play cards. I'm going to sewa lah. Heard the food they provide is awful, geeesh. I'll try to fix that.

see place at: http://eatdrinkkl.blogspot.com/2009/04/eckywoobee.html

Oh, one more thing. It's a duo party again. And this time it's not Xema. It's Diane Arshad since a lot of her friends are my friends too. So, it makes sense.
I don't think people like themes. Maybe tak payah kot? And usually the girls prefer themes like "Glamorous" or "Dress to Impress" .... and "Rockstar" lah paling common. Boring lah kan? Para lelaki would prefer themes like football fever maybe? Or something Electro? Yelah tu kan current trend. Haha

Me and Diane are still deciding.

U of Alberta - what to wear

2009-07-25T13:03:00.006+08:00

D: Hey babe. You dah start beli barang ke belum?
N: Mestilah belum. Lama lagi kot.
D: I dah start beli ni ha
N: Beli apa?
D: Syampoo
N: Ek eleh.

I will be departing soon around mid to end of August 2009.
JPA masih tak inform when is the actual date. Everyday the same question will arise and I will have to give them the same actual answer.. "Mid to End August".

And believe it or not, though I am about to spend my precious 4 years there, never in my life I searched anything about University of Alberta (U of A). I swear to God. The only reasons I chose U of A because it's in the top 10 universities in Canada (mama googled it) and the name sounds so walllah. Fullstop. I have to admit it, I don't do deep research. I think I don't do it at all. LOL.

So here I am for the first time, keying some words about the place in the search box. But not the educational infos. More like "clothes to wear" for those 4 seasons. I don't like cold wheather. It's (-)ve 30 degree Celcius there during Winter. What the hell? Saya pasang aircond pun 20 degree Celcius.

So this is the most padat yet convincing answer I could get:

Spring: Spring is warm enough that you can wear shorts or dresses and not be worried of getting cold, but also not too warm that you can still wear jeans and a sweater and not worry of getting hot and sweaty. It's basically perfect weather for a nice flowy dress with a nice jacket or sweater.

Summer: The summer can go from being a bit warmer than spring (meaning would be best to ditch the pants unless you will be in colder areas) and then it can get so hot that even walking around in a bikini wouldn't be enough to keep you cool. For summer, it would be best to have a lot of light dresses, VERY sheer sweaters for maybe night time or for cooler days, and shorts or skirts.

Fall: Fall is mixed with rain and snow usually. It can be a little cooler than spring or it can be almost as cold as winter. For fall all you need are some good clothes that cover your legs, and some jackets/sweaters and at least one coat that can be for rain and wind and stuff.

Winter: This time can get very cold, so having warmer sweaters, layering, all that is best. Having many gloves will also help, as will sweaters and hats (or as we say here, toques)

It looks like I'd have to do a lot of spending.

Picnic by the tasik

2009-07-24T23:39:00.010+08:00

Today me and my friends had a small picnic by the tasik at Titiwangsa. I laughed when Nay told me the idea. Because who goes to picnics in this 21st century? A lot actually like those emak-emak and those keluarga yang rapat and always had the time to be togezzer. Kita je tak ada family time kot? I think I had my last picnic with my family when I was 4 years old when mommy and daddy weren't as busy as today.

It was a potluck picnic where everyone had to bring their own food or drinks. I brought ayam balls yang sedap belaka. They're like the legendary chicken balls since high school. Faten brought her legendary curry puffs berinti sardine made by her bibik. Athira brought the most food, I can't really list them out. Aliaa brought caramel pudding yang lazat walaupun sudah cair. Emira bragged about how mahal her F&N carbonated drinks compared to Far's RM3.80 apple juice.

Syazmin didn't show up. Dia tah hilang mana. Exam ke bebi?
A couldn't come because he had to catch his bus so I drove him to Puduraya and may he enjoy the Liverpool game this weekend at Singapore. Shit, I wrote an essay for the introduction.

A bunch of brats (haha kiddin lah) who tried to be normal for the day but obviously you guys were the loudest there. All those joggers were lookin as if we're aliens.

Kaiser praying to God. Ok no. He was playing frisbee with Bob. Haha catch, Kaiser, catch! Good boy, who's your mommy? whoooos your mommy? Agugu!

Kaiser showing off his rugby skills. Or... frisbee skills.

Dugong perasan lawa

Aliaa, Faten, Farah and Dayang.

We played Taboo (a game like Sherades. Ala yang teka-teka tu). We divided the teams according to skin colour. Meet the White team!

Versus the Black team! (includes me obviously) Our cheer: Hitam itu bergaya, hitam itu kemas, CLEAR...

It's a tagline from the Clear syampoo ad by the way.

Me eating legendary ayam balls and Faten.

Sempat juga pertunjukan Karate diketika matahari hampir tenggelam.

This is how you kick!

And when the guy tries to hit you...

You will have to step the guy's foot and crush his face using your elbow.

Athira taught me that. :)

Yen and Far

One of my favourite photos. Qin (Raqinah) was laughing for real so this was a candid.

Meet Kaiser the pimp eating my legendary ayam balls.

This is Bob buat muka kiut eating KFC chicken.

And also Qin again.

Good memories I will cherish when I'm far abroad. Will read all of my posts one day when I'm miles away from all of my loved ones.

Lion escaped from zoo in Penang

2009-07-22T21:43:00.002+08:00

I got this fowarded email from my petrosains friend named Tambinaa (bukan nama sebenar). He always foward me interesting videos and photos. This one, I must post in on blogger.com.

Technicians at a car repair shop were having a normal day at work, when suddenly a nervous looking LION came out of nowhere...
seemingly hungry because of how skinny his body looks. Workers freaked out, jumping over each other, some locking themselves up in cars, some in the offices, and some just ran away...but one brave guy took the picture of this Lion without making a sound....

and there was the SHOCK when the Lion turned around........

and found out that it was just their co-worker's dog. He shaved the dog in such a way to look like a Lion.... let's just say the poor co-worker has gotten a bit more than a hard pat on the back.

Hehe! Cute!

OCD - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Effin Annoying

2009-07-22T12:29:00.007+08:00

Overzz.

Bila some people criticize things that interest me a lot, like cheer issues, I get cranky. Who doesn't? Some people just don't know what they're talking about and act as if they're so into it. But as a mature person who is not OCD or lebih senang dengan bahasa saya iaitu "Overzz", we don't curse overzzly nor talk as if you're in the team.

I don't like some football clubs but I never say Fuck you Liverpool or Pukimak lancau lah Kelantan FC. I don't like Naruto but I never wrote NARUTO PEGI MAMPOS. I don't like Zubidah (bukan nama sebenar) but I never wrote FUCK YOU Zubidah! Kalau nak fuckyou fuckyou pun, tu nama anak orang tu. Censor sikit lah.

"Who cares?". Good question. Dari situ readers can know how that blogger is. The type yang cetek mindanya. Heh siapa yang terasa, bagus sebenarnya. Tercapai sasaranku. Supaya solat dan doa tu diterima dengan sebaik-baiknya. Ouch? Good. I'm frank. But I have my own integrity and manners when you tell some issues to the public.
Tu lah politicians decided to put on rules and guideline to bloggers because most of them post sensitive issues like politic and government issues publicly without knowing the consequences. You guys need to learn the word censorship or atleast know what are your limits. Especially to those who are new and wanna start big.

To me, all bloggers can curse. Haha seriously. Nama pun blog, sukati lah nak type apa. But do you know we have this common sense and also perikemanusiaan? Use that when you open your mouth or when you're typing. Kalau tak, cakap belakang sudah. To me, SOMETIMES some people cakap belakang bukan sebab tak berani, sebab nak jaga hati or just trying to solve things without making it a big thing. So tak perlu "ADA MASALAH CKP DEPAN AH! SAL? takde telo?". Common phrase kan?

That's why it's safer to blog about our boring ... or interesting lives. Haha..bergantung dengan kehidupan masing-masing.

Don't be OCD. Learn how to more laid back.

Beli menggi

2009-07-22T11:52:00.006+08:00

Today I went to do my medical check-up again for the third time because all my urine for those 3 times visit tidak boleh digunakan because I have high level of protein and ketones. Means I might have penyakit buah pinggang.
But I literally drank 2 full glasses of water every one hour (sejak 7 p.m.) and terkucil-kucil setiap 30minutes just to ensure my urine is crystal clear and no trace of protein nor ketones.

Well, today is my lucky day.

Tomorrow, A is dropping by to KL for one night :) Pitstop lah on the way dia nak pi Malacca for some reason. Will watch Harry Potter HOHOHOHOHO! Haven't seen A for a month now. Fuh, baru perasan.

By the way, dah lama saya nak post sesuatu yang lawak dan mencuit hati para penonton (cey) ni! Bibik Aton (my hillarious Java maid) sangat rajin dan pandai mengurus rumah. Dia dah berkerja dengan saya selama 10 tahun, sejak saya period pun belum dan physically undeveloped (HAhaHa). So, bibik had to list down barang-barang keperluan yang sudah habis dan patut dibeli.

Bibik selalu list down, tapi I never bother to read it until one day... saya terlihat list itu:

Barang patut beli:

kuncit. (kunyit)
pingat batte. (peanut butter spread)
menggi. (maggie mee)
sos jawa.
etc
febris (fabreeze spray)

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA. Bibik is so funny. I love bibik!

N: Ma! Tengok ni! Kuncit!
M: Takpelah, as long as mama saja yang faham.

Sourz Ice Cream and Blow J's

2009-07-20T23:44:00.003+08:00

I just got to know that I can do my medical check-up for JPA for only RM40 from a government hospital.

Well, I did my medical check-up for JPA and VISA for RM410. Can you see the huge difference? Will not tell mama.

I went to MNG Outlet at Queenspark just now to buy *coughs* tops but I only had 10 bucks in my purse. So I got myself sushis instead. And Emira belanja me ice cream Apple Sourz (yang masam tu).

Maka kami berdua pun menyonyot lah ice cream di dalam kereta by the side of the road. When we lick ice cream tersebut...we tend to imagine stuff.

N: Babe, I pernah tengok kat porn kan, ada satu mamat tu kan panjang gila
E: OH! I tau! Yang sampai betis tu eyh?
N: HAH??! *locks the door* NOOOOO! EEEEEEEEE! Bukanlaaaa! Ada ke??
E: What? Haaziq told me bout it.

Yaks. Apa lah yang korang bincangkan dalam late night phone calls korang tu. Will not bother.

Chelsea bila pula? (2008 tak kira)

2009-07-20T03:18:00.004+08:00

Glory GLory Man Utd
As the Red goes marching on on on

Malaysia tetap hebat bermain! Goal keeper tangkas menepis bola-bola laju.
Nampaknya Malaysia kali ini sudah maju di arena bola berbanding last time apabila mendapat 6-0! Kini 3-2. Camnilah! bak kata Coca Cola.

Penyokong kuat Malaysia!
Red devils

Errr... additional unimportant photo.

Will talk some more. But mosquitos are biting me, so I shall retreat from their zone now

Shout Award Review

2009-07-18T03:07:00.004+08:00

Went to Shout Award just now.
It was okay. Sean Kingston made a special performance. Man, you guys should see his size. I mean, you guys know he's not size 1 but I have to say, he is HUGE and TALL. And he wore a gold blingbling necklace which reminds me of Anak Mami. I'm wearing a gold necklace too, maybe ada jodoh. HAHA!

Emira was so excited listening to Sean Kingston's latest song. The 911 song, can't really remember the title. We are actually going to create some dance steps for the song and will make a video...again. I hope you guys don't remember our Just Dance video.

I was rushing to get myself in Stadium Bukit Jalil so that explains why I am under dressed and did not bring anything except for my purse and my handphone. Handphone pun adik punya yang macam boleh campak hanjeng. Kami tidak bawa camera, maka tiadalah gambar.

Introduction dia power. Ada cheerleading performance by real cheerleaders because duh.. I recognize the faces. Those from iklan TV and cerita "5 Jingga" di 8TV tu, bullshit cheerleaders. I love the ending basket toss with all the api-api meletup. I say, well done girls.

Venue was.. small. The VIP duduk kerusi merah yang sama macam kitorang semua. I mean, tu kerusi time makcik-macik duduk time Cheer Comp kot. Alahai kasilah alas ke ribbons ke kasi Bammm sikit. But if you watch live from 8tv, nampak cam gempak and perfect je semua. But congrats to the lightings and sound sytem, thumbs up!

Faizal Tahir my idol did not attend the event. Sedih. Banyak artist tak hadir. Bunk Face merangkul banyak anugerah, tahniah! Anda sangat hot dan seksi. Marion Counter (tak reti eja) won Malaysia's Hot Chick Award, she deserves it.

Overall, the event was smooth flowing, energetic, happening and I enjoyed it.
Cheers!

Survey curi dari facebook

2009-07-17T01:33:00.003+08:00

Syarat-syarat :1. 'Tag' dijawab dalam Bahasa Melayu sahaja.2. Tag orang yang telah men'tag' anda3. Tag orang yg anda mahu tag.
Sila jawab soalan-soalan ini dalam Bahasa Melayu sahaja.

1. Apakah yang anda sedang lakukan 30 minit yang lalu?
melayari facebook

2. 2 jam yang lalu?
makan di gerai McDonalds

2. Anda suka
mencari tempat makan yang hebat dan cerita Gossip Girl yang hebatttt

3. Minggu lepas
saya sangat lenggang, tidak sibuk

4. Tiga lagu yang boleh anda dengar berulang-ulang kali (disebabkan soalan BM, jadi lagu pun melayu lah)
Ni saya terer:
Nur Nilam Sari - Awie and Search
Sampai Syurga - Faizal Tahir
Indah Lelapku - Izwan Pilus

5. 3 binatang yang anda tak suka
tikus kotor, lipas, nyamuk

6. 5 fakta tentang anda
- hidung kecil
- rambut panjang
- sensitif tetapi tidak menunjukkannya
- belum pernah gagal besar di dalam hidup
- boros
- pelupa tahap maksima

7. Tahun depan mungkin
saya sedang bermain snow sambil berlari-lari

8. Saya tak reti
memasak

9. Saya pandai
memberi nasihat tetapi tidak mengambil nasihat

10. Kawan saya
semua cantik entah kenapa

11. Saya ada
kucing tempang

12. Saya seorang
yang baik sebenarnya tetapi selalu ada udang disebalik batu

13. Adik saya
selalu jaga tepi kain saya. sangat sibuk

14. Saya tak pernah bosan dengan (senaraikan 4)
- pakaian
- kasut
- Gossip Girl
- kawan rapat

15. Bilakah pertama kali anda bercinta?
sejak kecil

16. Perkara yang selalu orang tak percaya tentang anda
saya seorang yang ceria

17. Saya rindu
ammirul aiman

18. Saya tak sabar
nak pergi Cameron Highlands dan memetik buah-buah stawberry

19. 5 laman yang anda slalu layari:
facebook
myspace
blogger
yahoo mail
twitter
megaporn

20. siapa yang anda mahu tag?
takde sapa kot

Go Go Genting

2009-07-17T01:00:00.005+08:00

Tomorrow I will see my boyfriends (ya ada lebih dari satu) training di Bukit Jalil National Stadium.

Haaaaaaaah. One PENGUMUMAN!

To my close friends, I and Syazmin would like to invite all of you to Genting Highlands. Yeaaaaaaay *happy tap dancing* Even Fahtz dari Dungun pun nak pergi.

Rm48 pergi balik. 1 day. Campur tiket theme park sekali. Ok tak?

For more info, log on to http://www.genting.com.my/en/getting_there/express_bus.htm

For a fast, convenient and economical journey to Genting, travellers can use the Genting Express Bus Service, available from Puduraya Bus Terminal, Pasarakyat, KL Sentral Station and Terminal Putra LRT Gombak, One Utama Petaling Jaya, and Kajang.

Bertolak pagi, balik petang.

Cun? Sila respon via apa jua alat yang anda ada. Internet, SMS, telefon rumah, email, YM, etc. Surat pos tidak dilayan. Haha. Lame joke.

The Microwave

2009-07-15T13:24:00.002+08:00

Syazmin (Meen) my ... errr... naive friend, was so excited to make toast.. .. ... out of a microwave. HAHA! HAHA! HAHA!

Baby, toasts come from toasters. That's why it's called toast. It is toasted.

But I am here to share my sorrow with you, Meen. To show you that you are not the only victim of microwaves.

Semasa di Casa dulu, saya mempunya masalah kewangan. Dengan sibuk untuk final examnya, saya sanggup pergi ke Mydin untuk membeli makanan yang segera dan jimat seperti Maggie... Snickers... Tropicana Twister... Twisties.. Tam Tam... Oreo... Apollo... ceh semua macam snack je. Jimat apa nya.

Pada suatu hari saya pun belilah instant otak-otak wrapped in popiah. I like otak-otak. Ada intruction dekat belakang but I was too lazy to read. So like Meen, I used the cheap Microwave :) Otak-otak popiah beralaskan plastik plate.

3 mins. Teeeeet. Still cold.
2 mins. Teeeeeeet. Still hard.
3mins. Teeeet. Awat tak masak lagi ni?
7mins. Teeeet. Nyam..buwek tak masak lagi.

Jenab: OI NADA! MANA BOLEH MASAK OTAK-OTAK DALAM TU!

Ha? Ala cair dah plastik dia...
Kena pakai ovens. Not same meh?

So I threw all the otak-otak away. Bazir RM7.80.

Movie; Die Hard 4.0

2009-07-14T23:46:00.004+08:00

It was only 11 p.m. bila saya turun tangga dan mendapati rumah sangat sunyi dan gelap.
Mama took sleeping pills (Oh ya, she's back after 2 weeks of disappearance).
Iman and Hanis tidur awal kot since tomorrow is school day.
Alif is as always, no where to be found.
Abah is.. no where to be found also.
While I am half dead upstairs. Tidur.

Agak lucu mimpi tadi. A SMSed me while I was asleep but I didn't reply because I thought I was in Die Hard 4.0. Tahu tak cerita ni? Kalau tak tahu tu... mygosh.

Keadaan tengah huru-hara takkan nak reply SMS kan? And A was supposed to come over and save me while Thomas (The bad guy) was trying to destroy our national security system!! And our city was in a full black out!! And our TVs are wholly controlled by computer hackers, saying we are all gonna die!!

Atleast itu jelah saya mimpi until A SMSed me again and I had to face the fact; I was not in Die Hard 4.0.
Petang tadi tengok cerita tu. Bes gila kot. Bruce Willis, Bruce Will.. Bru... B...

HAPPY 19th DAYANG! (Officially)

2009-07-13T03:38:00.003+08:00

Look at the cake. Cute kan? How come I never get those kinda cakes?
The barbie cake ada penis.
Shahril: Dayang, blow it! Hahaha

"Blow" eyh?

I think Bob was too excited to light up the barbie's wax penis

We said blow it, not bite it! Woooops, 18sx.

Awwwh 4 years dah?

I love hugs

loves

Meow WoffWoff Bzzz TweetTweet

2009-07-12T17:39:00.001+08:00

Forgive me for posting non stop.

Can't help it. I'm dying here. Not literally lah.

I was thinking of having a pet. I did thought of it once dulu. But this time I'm serious. I need lalalove from these creatures.

I don't wanna cat. Dah ada dah.
Absolutely not a hamster. They die too fast.
Jerboas are too hyperactive. (macam Diane)
Sugargliders are nocturnal animals, I prefer siang animals.
Guineapigs and rabbits shit too much.
Birds fly, I don't wanna keep them in cages.
Ferrets are awesome but they smell like salted fish. It's their natural odour.
Iguanas are..... always stoned.

Hmmm. I'll get one di Canada.
A rare and exotic one.
You'll see.

Why I love Semester Two

2009-07-12T17:03:00.000+08:00

*note: I love to blog about crap these days

Casa Subang, A-08-07

For the first time, I miss ICPU. (tak percaya I'm saying this)

ICPU was my foundation year course back in college, fyi.
Semester two, to be exact.

Semester one was hell.

Because Semester 1, I know no one. Everyone was from MRSM and science schools so most of them know each other.

Advanced Functions was the most boring subject.

My life back at home was a disaster.

Semester two was awesome.

I actually didn't wanna go home on Fridays.

My subjects weren't that heavy and I actually liked Calculus.

I got time to sleep.

I met new and important people.

I really liked Casa Subang, I call it Home #2.

I can manage my finance much better.

Dila, my loyal tukang-ketip-kuku terhandal. Bolehlah buka salon nanti ye.

I had Aiman.

I actually studied. Wow.

But that doesn't change the fact that I hate Taylor's University College. I was supposed to be in Sunway University College! Isssssssshkkk.

Takpe, saya bersyukur ke hadrat Ilahi kerana diberikan skolarship. Alamdulillah.

1.15 am - Ordinary people.

2009-07-12T01:08:00.000+08:00

Can't keep it for too long.

I am devastated.

It seems like we argue everyday.

I know i misbehaved
And you made your mistakes
And we both still got room left to grow
And though love sometimes hurts
I still put you first
And we'll make this thing work
But I think we should take it slow

I hang up you call
We rise and we fall
And we feel like just walking away
As our love advances
We take second chances
Though it's not a fantasy
I Still want you to stay

Happy Advanced Birthday, Dayang

2009-07-11T22:58:00.001+08:00

"Everyone is a sinner. Its up to the individuals to determine which is left and
which is right.
At the end of the day, those who went left might turn back and
take right. Only time will tell."
- Me.

Dayang, Happy 19th Birthday! (I akan repeat ini bila hari sebenar: 14th July) Just wait. Pada jam 12:00 am tepat I akan SMS/call. Shit, I have to set reminder dekat handphone ni.

Great dinner. The pasta wasn't. Hehe.
Thanks to Bob, for the never ending nasihat. Thanks Emira, for being there when I was half dead. Thanks Aqwim, for not dancing with me (Hish). Thanks Nay, for giving extra spice (raawr) to the night. Thanks Dayang for the blast! I needed it, fo shizzle.

Fat, Far, Mandy

Emira, Nay, Faten and Aliaa.

Bob: Cuba one day korang jangan panggil I bob lagi dah?

Nada: Habis tu panggil apa? Ammar? Ammmaaa~

Tino, don't cry anymore. We love you.

Happy advanced birthday to my beaaaautiful girl, Dayang.

Oik!

Manusia pluto

2009-07-11T22:43:00.000+08:00

http://obefiend.blogspot.com/2009/07/non-cheering-cheerleaders.html

If you don't know what you're saying, don't say it.
You're dealing with facts. In order for you to gain more info of what you're saying (in this case, typing) please refer the most convinient source like the internet or dictionary to help you understand.

Prejudice. Bias. One-sided. Minda terlalu kebelakang.

5:22 am: edited

2009-07-11T05:22:00.001+08:00

Time shows that it's 5:22 am in the morning, and I'm still awake.
Headache, tummy ache, and my neck is killing me.

I think today is a funny day.
It's Dayang's advance birthday party. And everything went so well I almost forgot where was my purse, my handphone, my camera...my man.

I jumped out when the DJ played "Single Ladies" by Beyonce.
The song suits me well.

And I'm totally fine, I think. But my heart aches so bad.
It's funny when you gave up everything for something that crushes you back. Being nice and understanding is good. But when you're knocked down?

Of checkered boxers and tight thongs

2009-07-09T15:46:00.000+08:00

Ya Allah banyaknya post minggu ni. Seolah-olah I've been to 5 occasions at once. Tapi sebenarnya satu je, haha. Tomorrow is the second.

Today is a fine day. The clouds are greyish and the wind is whistling tanda-tanda nak hujam in a few hours. I like this whether, I think I nak pergi basuh RedFury. Dah lama dia terdampar seperti seekor dugong di sisiran pantai berselimutkan lumut dan cengkerang-cengkerang laut. [heh?]

Before that! I need to find my boxers. No, I'm not talking about Topshop short nampak-muntut-sikit boxers that says Monday, Tuesday or Friday. I like to use men boxers. And 3 of them hilang, I think they're in my brother's closet. Bibik mesti dah confuse: "Ngapa inn boxers ini ada di kamar Nada? Kok Nada ini ada punek?" No bibik, no.

I like men boxers because they're windy, longer and it provides freedom of movements. Mama selalu cakap: Wah, berangin teluur!
Ya.. disgusting. Girl boxers are usually short, sependek yang bolehlah, and ketat di punggung supaya nampak bulat. Macam pakai tight thongs, the whole night. I mean, I wear thongs but not all night kan. Tak selesa ah.

Ok that's all. Imma go and wash RedFury now.

Operasi

2009-07-09T02:32:00.000+08:00

I have a plan.

An evil plan.

Ohhh, it's big.

Ohhh, it's goood.

Guys, I need your help.

We gotta get this movin.

*not an evil plan by the way

God, please make the time stop

2009-07-08T22:33:00.000+08:00

Stay home all day long?Checked.
Wash RedFury? Undone.
Buy groceries? Undone.
Pick up Hanis from school? Checked.
Make sure the cat eats? Checked.

Fine, the bottom one wasn't important. I made that up.

I'm wondering when is Mama coming back. She has been away for a week now. Lainkali saya perlu dengar when she tells me things, salah saya lah saya malas nak dengar. Now I can't remember bila dia nak balik.

When mama is not around, abah is usually in control. Ironic eyh?
When I'm not home, now he starts to text me asking where am I? And I should tell him where I'm going and that I should respect him as my father? When mama's around, he never does that.

When mama is not around, he would tell me to get groceries at Tesco 10 times. I said OK. And there I was, in my room waiting for "Nada! Lets go to Tesco now". But when I turun tangga, no one is home except bibik and... ohh! they left and went to Tesco. And when Abah is home, he blames me for NOT GOING to Tesco. Mama always calls me whenever she wants me to teman her to Tesco.

It's OK. He's just afraid things might go wrong when Mama is not around. He's just paranoid, I guess. But daaaaaddy daddy, if you're reading this, feel my pain! Feel my pain!
I'm fucking not in a good mood which explains why I'm at home all day long doing nothing.

Time is ticking, one month plus left, and I'm off to Canada.
And I don't feel excited pun. Do I have to?
Maybe because I'm having second thoughts.

Wednesday the 8th

2009-07-08T01:51:00.001+08:00

OK I think I'm done posting about Cheer 2009. That is berita basi dah. So yesterday, literally.

Michael Jackson's memorial ceremony is currently on CNN. Live. I'm still confused you know, he's a muslim but they're singing halilujah. Oh well, I don't wanna bother.

Dislocated hands?

2009-07-07T14:30:00.000+08:00

CHARM All-Star performing for Cheer 2009

So, CHARM cheerleader dislocated her right arm? Atleast that's what another CHARM cheerleader said, so I consider it a fact. One word; OUCH!

Shitlah, apa yang salah kat code ni? The video tak boleh keluar pula dah. Takpelah, here's the URL by the way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZYo-XMgBAI

You may now click the video above and if you're lazy to wait, proceed to minute 1:10. A couple of cheerleaders of the team was doing a round-off and a back flip and both fell. (Cuba observe both tumblers). One fell on her head and one dislocated her arm.

Because of the injured cheerleader, I think that's the reason the whole routine sort of.. collapsed one after another. Nila setitis, rosak susu sebelanga. Wow, I'm good at this.

By the by, banyak gila post pasal cheer. Haha. Ala, ni berita hangat-hangat tahi ayam je. Kejap lagi dah tak jadi buah mulut orang ramai dah.

I'm on Twitter

2009-07-07T01:05:00.000+08:00

Everyone is bugging me. Semua cakap Tweeting is fun and simple. You see, people want everything short, fast and simple. Why? Because people are always rushing. Haha dah lah Nada, straight to the point jelah.

Fine. Follow me or er... add me? My username is nadarahman.

Emira and Syazmin, my two angels, could you please educate me about twitter?

Types of cheer routine

2009-07-06T23:47:00.000+08:00

Titans from SMJK Ave Maria Convent

You can also click other videos from Cheer 09 at the end of this video (bottom part)

3rd Place Calyx from SMJK Katholik

I still can't stop watching these videos from Youtube. And I prefer to watch those posted by The Star because, duh, they record from front view. But they like to cut here and there. You can also read more and see more videos from my bitch, Syazmin or layari http://cheerleadersmalaysia.blogspot.com/ to view the rank (from champion to number 41)

You can always differentiate their routines. I call them, the Jude/Syafiq routine, the Thailand routine, the newbies routine, and the robot routine. Well, every year the robot routines win.

Jude/Syafiq routine can be noticed easily. Why Jude/syafiq? Because they choreograph or artleast influence them lah. Durgh. They're normally chicky, fun, dancy and good choreograph. But normally, wobbly and messy. I'm sorry, I'm just being frank! (Jangan marah korangs). Routine type ni are Vibrant, Pirates, Shirtliff, Anchorz 2006 and 2007, and Xavier.

Titans pakai Thailand routine because in previous years (tahun ni taktahu lah kan) they pakai coach from Thailand. So, that explains the chicky moves and always nodding their heads. And usually, they're stunts ada satu macam, iaitu suka pusing-pusing. Well in Malaysia, you got 30marks subtracted! Because of illegal stunt. Alahai, tutup sebelah mata jelah. But rules are rules, if you're in it to win it, follow it.

The robotic routine, tak lain tak bukan Dynamitez. In 2005, they started the double toe touch. None of the cheer teams buat double toe touch. Kira trend setter lah kekonon. Mulai itu, every year ramai buat double toe touch, herky, and tahape hape lah lagi. Bliltzerz pun dah transform into this type of routine. Well done! Hope to see you guys next year with better cheer routine. Wow me!

Ok, the newbie routine. The dumb, plain, and messy routine. Haha tak baik kan? I'm not gonna mention them but I think you guys know who.... starts with the letter M. Hah! Ends with a Z. Ok, moving on.

Banyak marks are subtracted because of these reasons; terpijak playcard, illegal stunts, head over heels stunt, broken high V or low V (sangat bodo sapa buat ni) and if you're out of the mat (ni lagi bodoh). But it does happen, so jangan cakap bodoh OK. Berdosa.

Cheer 2009 Day 2 (Post II)

2009-07-06T18:10:00.001+08:00

Since I hate long posts, I've decided to post another one. Err..... apa beza nya kan? Oh well, I started this so might as well just continue.
I like CHARM. Teeeet teeeet geng geng EMAS jangan dengki please. Ini negara demokratik.

CHARM did their special performace at the end of the event like every year. But this year one of them accidently twisted her hands on the blue mat while performing. Well, I saw her doing a round off (a tumbling) and... bammmm she hit the floor. Well some people said it was just drama, but buat apa lah nak kenakan team sendiri?

Ouch! Meraung kesakitan di tepi karpet biru

I like single base stunts (satu orang saja dibawah) with one spotter at the side

A basket toss. A weird one.

Extension scorpion

One Malaysia

Yours truly and Raqinah Razak

With junior, Aishah.

Best of friends

Used to be in one team. Aliaa, Emira, Raqinah, me, Faten, Dayang, Amanda, Najwa.

Raqinah, me and Faten Rostov

Alalala comel, picit pipi dia kang

the judges are doing tumblings. nampak ke sorang tengah melambung tu?

I call this the karmasutra

Shake it!

Shirtliff cheerleader sings well too. Jien at the side giving a bow as she sings

Boys can cheer too, but please don't dance

Cheer 2009 Day 2

2009-07-06T14:36:00.000+08:00

Cheer 2009 is brought to you by The Star's Youth platform RAGE, with Silkygirl as the Main Sponsor, supported by the Youth and Sports Ministry, the Education Ministry and the Cheerleading Association and Register of Malaysia (CHARM). 8TV is the media partner.

Bukit Jalil was still half empty at 11 am. It was informed that the top 15 teams will be performing later on. That explains the emptyness.

By 11.30 am the crowd starts to fill up the other half. So it was obviously seen that portions of the stadium was blue (Blitzerz crowd & Muriel crowd), green (Xavier crowd), red (Dynamitez crowd), yellow (Shirtliff crowd), and pink (Calyx crowd). The rest was a mixture of purple, blue, and whatsoever. This year punya emcees are VJ Jien and Jeremy. I still don't know who is Jeremy.

Champion Blitzerz of SMK Bandar Utama (4) sets a new history as this is their first time winning champion after years. And I'm sure it feels a little extra special because they won this title at the 10th Anniversary of Cheer Comp. Back in 2006, they were always top 15 but never caught the attention that much. They were average throughout the years until they wowed the crowed with a clean but stunning performance yesterday. With twist basket tosses and a few of one leg stunts, they sure hit the jackpot. Antara sebab mereka hebat; they don't use front supporters that much (3 orang angkat 1 flyer instead of 4 orang angkat) and they're jumps are well synchronized, less wobbly stunts. To top it off, a clean and smooth routine. Blitzerz won a Rm5000 cheque plus other gifts.

The media jumps in as the emcees announced "Champion goes to... Blitzerz from SMK Bandar Utama (4)!"

Shirtliff was the ever great team since the era of glory glory BBGS (unsur-unsur Man Utd digunakan hehe). From red to green to yellow. The seniors of Shirtliff are those who set the name in the sport, credits to them who gave endless support until today. Shirtliff punya routine yesterday was clean enough to compete with the other great teams namely Dynamitez and Blitzerz. But they were lack of sharpness in their movements unlike the other two teams mentioned above whose as if “robots” in good means. Captain Jehan was unable to perform during Cheer 2009 due to injuries. Videos of their performance yesterday will definitely be on Youtube by tonight. Shirtliff won first-runner up winning a RM3000 cheque plus other gifts.

Thanks to my cheap camera, this picture is very blur.

“Boom boom Dynamitez! Boom boom!” is the every year cheer chant by Dynamitez of SMK Damansara Jaya. Dynamitez is famous for its clean and synchronized movements. They have the perfect jumps I must say. This year they were unlucky to won fifth place that set confused faces around the blue mat. Pada pendapat saya, they were good, but they played safe too much.

Xavier, "HOT-to-go Aummm!". The popular team from SMK Bukit Nanas (CBN) burst to tears when they failed to be in top 5. Who wouldn't cry? I was number 6 and I cried like there was no tomorrow. OK lets avoid personal history. Syafiq Jane (you cheerleaders mesti kenal aje dia ni) informed pada Cheer 09 Day 1 that they were good this year. But on Day 2 was a little disappointing. Better luck next year. You guys have one of the best crowd support.

As I expected, this year the champion title will be crowned to a team who never won it. It's a good thing. Because sebelum ni, top 5 are always slightly the same. There are other teams who are competitive enough but they are generally unpopular, I suppose? New jugdges set new perspective and new judging skills.

Marilah kita nyatakan pemenang pada Cheer 09;

Champion - Blitzerz from SMK Bandar Utama (4)
1st Runner up - Shirtliff from SMK Seri Bintang Utara
2nd Runner up - Calyx from SMJK Katholik
4th place - Titans from SMJK Ave Maria Convent
5th place - Dynamitez from SMK Damansara Jaya

Oh, I don't think the other commercial titles like Best Make-up Award, Best Merit Award and Best Teacher award are important. Tu semua sebab sponsor nak kasi hadiah and promote nama lah tu. So tak perlu state ok? I'm sorry.

Calyx from SMJK Katholik, one of my favourites. They won Third Place, Best dressed, and second runner up for best make-up award. Their dress cantek gila kot. Glitter-glitter gitu.

Event ini diakhiri dengan dendangan lagu (haha...) oleh Dafi AF, One Buck Short, Love Me Butch and Deja Voodoo Spells. But I think masa ni semua orang dah balik. Patutnya bands ni nyanyi before the results diumumkan. Organizers should take note that these people had been in the stadium since 8.30 am, they won't stay until 7pm.

Mexican waves are done every year.. and I still like it. It's how the emcees slow down the time. Crowd goes wild everytime the DJs play Michael Jackson's tracks. Even this granny danced to Thriller.

Pirates ALL-BOYS from SMK Cochrane dibawah pimpinan senior Syafiq Jane Sabri (I tengok choreograph dia and the song pon tau laaa, makcikk)

[Click photo for better view]

I bet Myspace & Facebook is slowing down at this time

2009-07-06T14:14:00.000+08:00

If you're a frequent internet surfer, and you are in between 12 ~ 20 years old, you might notice that everyone in myspace, facebook, blogs, (oh and friendster too) uploaded their photos taken at Cheer 2009 in which it was held successfully yesterday. Kalau tak ada those photos, relax, pada malam ini confirm semua sedang upload.

I will be doing a review as a spectator plus supporter during Cheer 2009 without being bias, so anggap saya wartawan undercover HAHA.

If you prefer to read a longer text with perfect english, you might as well read The Star Newspaper dated 6th July 2009 page N8.

Cheer 2009 Day 1

2009-07-04T16:03:00.000+08:00

Cheer 2009 is on!
And I'm here at home blogging, thank you :)

That explains all the text messages I receive since morning asking WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU NADA?

What a supportive, enthusiastic and joyful person I am. Not.
The reason why I'm not in Stadium Bukit Jalil now because it's Saturday a.k.a pamper day and also, its the semi finals. Kalau fikir balik, untuk ke finals mestilah kena ada sokongan daripada supporters yang hadir untuk semi finals kan? But........ I guess it's too late already. Macam nak demam lah. I'll see you guys tomorrow.

venue: Stadium Putra Bukit Jalil
kick off: 9am
date: 4th ~ 5th July 2009 (Sat and Sun)
special performance (On Sunday only) by One Buck Short, Love Me Butch and Deja Voodoo Spells.

It's the National Cheer Comp 10th Anniversary so I expect tomorrow will be a little extravaganza?

Who's gonna grab the champion trophy? I think this year will be... team yang tidak disangka.

Courtesy of The Star newspaper. The media calls him the artistic gymnastic coach. Terbayang dia pakai leotard. He was my coach back in the old days. He's really sarcastic but interesting in his own way. Dulu ingat dia nak bunuh kitorang sebab dia sangat suka menyeksa kitorang. Oh, did I mention dia pernah sepak saya? Dan juga tarik tali bra haha! You still rock Mr Chong!

Charm All Star; Liberty Extension. Eaaaasy. Eksyen eksyen.

Meet the coaches. From left, Tye Hill, Samantha Gorman, Santwon McGray, Amy White-Lambe and Hayden McGurk.

2006; And last but not least, meet meeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) and my team. Dahulu kala time pinkYguRLzzzzzzzzzz.

2007; And me favourite flyerrrrrrrs.

credits to the star newspaper

Haaaaaaaancur :(

2009-07-03T14:36:00.001+08:00

You know what I'm tired about?

First,
When you say you're really trying,
but you're not.
Don't bullshit me.

Second,
When you say wait,
but you don't tell me until when.
Don't try my patience.

Third,
When I'm pretty all messed up, ruined and aimless,
And also baran now,
You act like nothing is happening.
Are you goddamn blind?

Fourth and the mother of all causes of unhappiness,
When I REALLY REALLY thought things are done, arranged accordingly, and settled A-Z,
It has got to be undone, rearranged unaccordingly and unsettled A-Z.
Our lives, our future, they are pretty ruined if we let this go.
Everything's a mess now. But I'm not blaming anyone.
It's just sad you know. It's like you built a sand castle and some bully went on and crash it, turning it into ... just sand.
I wanna fix this too.
If they're really not our sponsor to fly away, I am really gonna bomb their cars.
Mr. Encik Sponsor, tolonglah kasihani kami.

I know you guys don't get this.

Man United Asia Tour 2009

2009-07-03T14:06:00.000+08:00

Siapa pegi?
Saya pergiii.

Kalau pergi, metet metet lah saya okay. Lambai-lambai ke. Kenyit mata ke. Guna sign language ke.

Date: 18 July 2009
Venue: Bukit Jalil Stadium
Kick-off: 10:30 BST
Ticket Price : RM 58 ~ RM308

Match tickets are priced at RM 58 (GBP 11), RM 68 (GBP 13) and RM 98 (GBP 18), with limited VIP tickets at RM 308 (GBP 57) and student concessions at RM 28 (GBP 5).

Get tickets from Ticketpro’s 13 sales outlets across Malaysia, online at www.ticketpro.com.my or by calling 03-7880 7999.

One more cara for you to get the tickets, for free! Buy The Star Newspaper, collect the coupon inside the paper starting July 1st. Collect seven (7) coupons from Jul 1 to July 7 and you can redeem for 1 (one) complimentary match ticket + exclusive training pass.

Redemption venue will be at Studio V, One Utama Shopping Centre on Saturday July 11th from 11 am to 1 pm. First come first serve basis.
500 tickets will be given out! Banyak tu.

Once all coupons are validated, they will get a chance to walk away with tickets worth either RM58, RM 68, or RM308 by means of a draw. Those who manage to win a RM308 ticket will get the opportunity to meet MU mascot Fred the Red (haha syok gila ni).

For more info, read the Star newspaper everyday :)

Bandung Trip Day 3

2009-07-02T12:54:00.000+08:00

Alamak, Aqwim call, suruh segera ke rumah beliau. We're goin to watch Ice Age 3. Nantilah sambung upload. Bye!

Dear A,

2009-06-30T20:15:00.001+08:00

Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else

I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved

I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls

Thank you

Happy Birthday Dent

2009-06-30T19:07:00.000+08:00

Awh! Mr. Chirp Chirp or also known as Danial/Dent turned 20 this month!
Clap clap clap. But he still looks like he's 16.
Rajin girlfriend dia booking Redbox Plus at Pavilion Kuala Lumpur.
Mahal tu.... yelah orang keyer keyer. Kita ni? Adeh.

Alalalalalala muke diewwww. Hahahah!

Birthday boy with girlfriend Syazmin

Birthday cake sedap

Look at Dent's face

Make a wish! (nak anak 10 orang)

Macamlah nak potong emas.

I control the microphone. I rock in karaokeing!

My karaoke rival

~~sweeT_kaPeLz^2009~~fOrEvEr ---<@

yaks ;)

Two of my bestfriends

Two of Dent's bestfriends

Awwh they look happy together

Haris' sexy facial expression

Meen, you putih sangat lah. Out of the black group, please!

[ ShUweEt--_KaRpeLZ_baByMeEn+BoYdeNtiaLz~~]

Couple number two. Walaupun skin colour contra, their lalalove is ppppure

Cheers

See, I told you I control the microphone. Nur Nilam Sari nyanyian Awie featuring Search

Told ya.

Athira's eyes :) Sorrrrrrry but I like this picture

Again, the mic.

Abes daaaa. SweetgurLz moment pose.

Semua macam jantan.

.The End.

Long time no hear

2009-06-29T14:20:00.000+08:00

Haha! Classmates of 2007, you guys are even fatter and more healthy unlike before when you guys are much innocent, thinner ofcourse and.. childish :)
Kusssssss semangat badan.
Didn't get pictures, ini pun dapat dari blog Khalis.

Hari tu lepak kejap lah dengan diorang.
Ini sedikit sebanyak gambar agenda pada hari tersebut di sekitar Ampang dan Bukit Bintang.

Sorry, purposely punya sweetgurlz pose. And Bazli, my horny friend and non-classmate. Nasib baik perut beliau ditutupi oleh meja. And that chick (chick la sangat) is Raqinah and she calls herself as kuda hitam for some reason. Some reason.

That's Khalis. Kelas sama dari form 2 ek? Suka memekak cakap bahasa cina dan terpekik pekik. Now he's going away jugak :(

This jackass is Gurveer, the huge tall man who claims himself as handsome and macho. Currently lives in Australia, land of far far away. I don't know what he eats but maaaaaan, you're huge!

Emira. Nothing to story about.

Kama or nama manjanya Karma. Kecil-kecil cili padi. Yang sebelah tu sibuk je enterfrem perasan lawa. Haaaaaaha joking.

Yang lain tu not in picture. But they sure changed a lot. Parthiben yang dulu very loud and short, now macam Usher versi tamil. Tinggi, sophisticated, bling bling, Rayban aviator. Fuyoh. People change. So quick, we don't even notice until they're gone.

WOW KLUE URBANSCAPES BES GILE KOT

2009-06-27T23:02:00.001+08:00

Tak pergi pon haha.

Ceh, sendiri iklankan KLue Urbanscapes, sendiri lupa.

Choyyy. Choyyyyy.

In need of shits

2009-06-27T21:58:00.000+08:00

Boring la pula asyik gambar je kan.
Yeah a lot of things happened in this beberapa minggu. Cliche gile en. Tu jelah modal aku tetiap kali blogging. Yeah, Michael Jackson died. I'm sorry Qyn, I know you're one of his die hard fans. But life must go on! Don't cry dah, ok?

****************************

I am here to share a story with all of you. Hope you guys will take it as an example, to guide your life towards a healthy one. Behold.

I am 19 years old, contented, free from any killing diseases and in a satisfying shape. (haha lem je bunyi) However, what you see is not always what you get. Looks may be deceptive. Jeng jeng jeng.

Since I was small, I suffer constipation. Doctor selalu je datang rumah tolong selesaikan isu ni. So, normal lah kan, budak-budak tak suka makan buah, sayur and all the healthy food. Maka susahlah ke tandas. So now I'm all grown up, I don't face all those stuff. Gila tak glamour.

But, I think it's coming back. Since balik dari Kem Biro Tatanegara. They gave me tea almost 6 times a day! I love tea! And perut dah buncit. I mean, lebih buncit. Too much input, but no output! (Get it? Get it?) Too much consumption but no production! (Get it? Get it?) And now, it's too late....
I bought tonnes of pills, some weird healthy drink, ate fruits and drank litres of plain water. But.. tidak ada perubahan.

So, the moral of the story above:
1. DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH TEA LIKE I DID (6 kali sehari for 5 days berturut)
2. EAT YOUR VEGE AND FRUITS YOU LAZY ARSES
3. TRY TO SHIT EVERYDAY BEFORE IT GETS TOUGH
4. FLATTEN YOUR TUMMY SO YOU WONT LOOK RIDICULOUS AND CLAIM YOUR TUMMY LOOKS CUTE THE WAY IT IS; IT'S NOT.
5. BE CONSISTENT
6. DONT BE LIKE ME (I can't belive I'm telling the whole universe about this, but I am trying to save the future generation, my little babies, be freee from constipation my babies!)

Gelak lah korang. One day you'll thank me.

Bandung Trip Day 2

2009-06-26T00:37:00.000+08:00

Rise and shine.
It's shopping day.
Malas nak susun gambar mengikut chronology.

view from window, level 16

aunty naik trishaw

macam pelarian

haippp, tangan miang

nasi bakar

mama was really hungry

rojak tak sedap langsung, ptuih!

perfect picture

gaya mutu keunggulan... dan mantap

berbual cara dewasa kekonon

kunjungan ke Rumah Mode (tempat favourite syazmin)

cuaca panas tapi pakai baju sejuk. overz

something i found in Pasar Besar. Terbayang Roza pakai ni

Pasar Besar. Tempat beli telekung.

Ikan Bakar Gurami. Sedap siot.

I'm not interested in pools.

Makan lagi. Tak sedap breakfast nya.

Bandung trip Day 1

2009-06-22T09:33:00.001+08:00

This was on 11th June 2009 in Bandung, Indonesia.
First day of arrival tak buat apa pon, melainkan kekonon model.
Amik amik gambar dalam apartment aje.
Second day baru jenjalalan.

On the way to KLIA dah tidur dah

Hanis

tak faham

Abang teksi di Bandung yang hot stuff punggungnya

Setibanya di SetiaBudhi Apartment

Suite SetiaBudhi Service Apartment

overzzz

sesi photogedik bermula. background berlatarkan suasana di Bandung yang ala-ala tamadun Mesopotamia. Upper class land dikelilingi oleh lower class land sebagai benteng pertahanan dan terdapat jurang taraf kehidupan yang sangat ketara. Hasil daripada capitalism!

Jangan marah-marah nanti cepat tua

uuu cak!

Dugong terdampar

Lunch tak sedap

Will update for Bandung trip Day 2 and so forth

Sudah kembali

2009-06-19T17:14:00.000+08:00

I'm back. Spread the word.
Lawlzzzzz.

I can't feel my legs, or... all my limbs?

Will update.

Crazy bitch is back

2009-06-10T15:32:00.000+08:00

For more than a year, I've been really nice.
Bukan nak puji diri sendiri, but if you know me back then in high school, ask my friends, ask Shahril the ex-boyfriend, how I was cruel and cold and hati kering bak kata mama saya sendiri. Mama dan abah pun selalu cakap saya ni kakak dan anak yang tak pernah ambil peduli. Tahu hal sendiri je. Hati kering means tiada belas kasihan, I think.

Tapi I'm nice to my friends :) Walaupun selalu back stab hahaha. It's very cliche to say how we hate backstabbers, but admit it, WE are the backstabbers. And we will keep on stabbing, and being stabbed. It's like recycling.

So now, I'm tired of being all nice just to keep someone, who really is unsure about everything. Orang yang tiada pendirian? I'm tired, of being knocked down over and over again. Crying on the sideways and on the study tables really isn't worth at all.

I decided yesterday, lets be cool. Go find your path, I found mine.
I'm moving foward and I am not turning back, toleh pun tak mahu.
I made my choice and I am not regretting a bit of it.
I'll take left, you take right.

You played dirty, so now I will too.
Fuck you bitch, it's not your fault. But I wanna thank you. I mean it. You're speeding up the process. I will forget this really soon.

I know what you guys are thinking: asal lah minah ni cakap mcm kel..?

I don't need money. I have enough money to survive.

I don't need someone's assets. Got my own.

I don't need to be here waiting.

I don't need Lacostes, Guccis, Limited Nikes, whatsoever.

I don't need vacations to Aussie or Rome whatsoever. Because I don't need it.

I don't have to hope. I don't have to wait.

Because I'm going back to basic: Nada does not wait.

And I'm pretty pissed nowadays. PMS ke ape. Happy Wednesday, people!

Petrosains Volunteers Appreciation Day 2009

2009-06-10T14:58:00.000+08:00

Last year punya tema ialah Cartoon. I was Wilma Flinstone :)

additional photo of me in costume lembu hahaha

me and husband tipu-tipu, Fred Flinstone

Attention Petrosains Volunteers, you are expected to register your attendance to the VMU if you wish to attend the annual VAD event.

Venue: Petrosains

Date: 15th June 2009

Time: Macam biasaaa pagi-pagi

Theme: 80s

I don't know why they're doing the theme 80-an sebab that is sooooo common.

By the by, I am not attending because I have Birotatanegara thing, you know, my willingness to berkhidmat untuk negara. Not.

Nice to inform you :) Have a nice day.

Wednesday the 10th

2009-06-10T14:32:00.000+08:00

OK tajuk post kalau berbunyi seperti diatas, tandanya post ini taklah penting sangat. Tapi post ini mengandungi butiran penting jugaklah sebenarnya. Sikit je penting, tak banyak pun.

Tomorrow I'll be leaving for Bandung. Bukan mee bandung ya a-hah, Bandung Indonesia, kampung Fahtz. Kuikuikuikui! Fahtz, nanti loh mau dikirim jilbab? *jilbab is tudung in bahasa indonesa*

My flight to Bandung is tomorrow (Thursday 11th) pada pukul 9.30am.
I'll be arriving back di KLIA pada Ahad 14th June pada pukul 2 atau 3pm.
Mungkin ini tidak penting pada readers lain dan mungkin berbunyi seperti poyo sedikit sebab bukan pergi L.A ke Botswana ke.
But these infos are for my friends yang kecoh kalau tak bagitau awal-awal.
Kang telefon-telefon, saya tak angkat, kena marah pulak.
SMS tak reply, cakap lupa member.

Emira: Ni ah member, blah tak kasitau. Carer en, en, en?

And, another important info.
Setibanya saya di Kuala Lumpur tercinta-lah-sangat, saya akan bertolak balik ke Casa Subang pada hari yang sama. Sebab saya ada Birotatanegara (BTN) sehingga 19th June (Friday). Lepastu, saya akan pulang balik ke rumah di Damansara pada 20th June (Saturday). Jadi jangan ada yang mencari saya di Ampang pada hari tersebut.

On 21st June (Sunday) I'm not around too, I have something to do and maybe a wedding to attend. And trust me, 21st I'll be extra busy sebab kena check-out dari Casa Subang. Barang banyak weh nak angkut.

Oh ya, ATTENTION TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, 25th June is ladies night and most probably we got plans :) Joining?

Atensyion JPA scholars of ICPU (UPDATED)

2009-06-09T17:57:00.000+08:00

There were some kebingungan di post sebelum ini, maaf kerana sistem dan sumber info saya tergendala akibat mempercayai sumber-sumber yang tak reliable. So this post dah updated thanks to... errr... susah nye nak sebut nama perempuan ni! Diyana Fariha Arshad a.k.a Diane Van der Woodsen.

Results will be posted on http://portals.taylors.edu.my/ under academic results link precisely on 10th of June 2009, at 8PM.

May the force be with you. If we didn't make it through, I'm sorry "Try again later" won't work this time. Therefore CUAK SIOT.

Colours

2009-06-09T17:30:00.000+08:00

Harini macam rasa nak senyum je. Walaupun hakikatnya harini sangatlah bosan. Too bad I'm broke and I have to save up. Susahlah jadi kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang makan petang. Or, seperti Bob cakap;

"Bukan kais pagi makan pagi, tapi kais pagi untuk bayar semalam punya hutang"

Ha-ha-ha. Luckily, Nada Rahman is not in debt to anyone. I don't like having liabilities to anywhos.

Perlu ke post gambar seperti diatas? Tak perasan ke saya sudah lama tak upload any picture (gambar lucu-lucu dibawah itu dikecualikan). So, today I charged my camera. What's life without pictures? Lagi satu, nak eksyen sikit. Rambut dah panjang-panjang ala-ala Blair Waldorf gitu. See! Too much of Gossip Girl. Must stop.

Belated birthday

2009-06-08T14:30:00.000+08:00

This was a week after my birthday. Thanks girls, I love you guys.
College was a lot easier with you guys around. See you guys soon at Casa Subang and biro tata negara. :)

geng jangok jangok (melawa)

kek kelihatan seperti berjerawat. kacang lah.

terkejut gila

Monday the 8th

2009-06-08T13:50:00.000+08:00

So it was my sister's 10th birthday. And she got a cool gadget for her birthday. Tapi gadget apa tah taktau nama dia.
Cis, time aku, dapat payung Mickey Mouse je.
So me, my parents, and the birthday girl pergi gadget shopping in Low Yatt.

Singgah kedai yang jual media players. My mom asked for a karoke set. Memalukan. It's like asking for apples at a hardware shop. Oh ya, and she started dancing sebab dengar lagu. Gelak sudeh....

Lots of things happened dalam masa seminggu ni. Just don't wanna blog them becaaaaaause, some stories are better left untold (tema utama blog ni kot).

Well, some stories can.
Aiman is back on the hills, where strawberries and tea leaves grow.
Aqwim, me and Nay sleptover at my place last night and got into a fight with Onniandi (bukan nama sebenar).
Somebody promised me karoke but I don't think it will happen, as always.
I watched gossip girl non-stop for hours and I feel like I'm in gossip girl too KAHHAHAHA.
I'm missing poopiemonster.

To all photographers, wanna go pro?

2009-06-08T13:16:00.000+08:00

Lesson number 1, put your heart in it.

Lesson number 2, learn the art of posture of photography. Enjoy:

(haha i'm no photographer ok, it's funny day, laugh!)

And lastly.. Art of mulut terjuih. You know who. Haha PADAN MUKA KAU

Dear Blog,

2009-06-04T21:48:00.000+08:00

Alas, I fulfilled my promise.
Terjun swimming pool bersama Diane and Kaiser.
Diane datang glamorous, bawa shawl, beach bag, siap topi beach kekonon gitu. But bukan masuk air pun. Lainkali bawalah sunscreen UV protection, shades, tanning lotion sekali ok? Overzz.

Well today sounds good, tapi hakikatnya, I hate today. I wish I'm back at home, in my own comfortable bed (even ada bed bugs, and unidentified crawling organisms plus last month's pringles) with my warm blanket, listening to my iPod.

At times when you think that this is the point where the roller coaster ends, it turns out that you're just at the maximum tip of the coaster, going down down down.
I thought things would be different when different people circulate me. You know, different influence, different interests, different backgrounds. Yet, it's pointless at the end when everything turns out jusstt the same. It's devastating.

Kalau hari ini kita senyum, does that mean tomorrow we will too?

I am complicated, I am aware of that. Instead of going straight, I take left. That's just the nature of me. But still, I am just a normal person trying to put herself in a society of prejudice and prejudgement. A normal teenager, blogging about her boring life yet meaningful to herself, studying her ass off for something vague. Yet, searching for security, and comfort.

Thought things would be different. I guess I'll be repeating the same thing.. stay or leave. If you wish to stay, never fall in love.

Cakap nak bom je

2009-06-03T15:13:00.000+08:00

Final exam dah habis beberapa hari lalu.

Dulu before habis dah rancang,
N: Diane, lepas habis je final kita balik Casa, terjun swimming pool.
D: Lepastu kita sambung cerita pasal sesi kutuk kita tu, kan dah buat list.

Haha. Jahat.

Tapi tak buat pon.
Macam letih je selalu. Tidur. Makan. Online. Tidur. Lepak.
Takde pun terjun pool. Infact, selama setahun duduk Casa ni, tak pernah pun masuk pool dia hahaha. Tak minatlah air.

Toooooooot betol lah

2009-06-03T12:14:00.000+08:00

Babi betul lah.

Dahlah JJ a.k.a room mate aku ni gi kunci pintu bilik. Dah tau aku takde kunci pintu yang gi panteks sangat kunci pahal. Aku nak mandi pastu pakai baju apa? Baju aku semua dalam bilik lah muanat. Aku nak pakai alas kaki ke jadi baju? Sabun aku nak pakai sabun cuci pinggan kat dapur ke? Pastu lap badan pakai tisu ke? Adoyai budak ni.. Nasib baiklah kau baik............

Yang sekor ni pula.. Haih sakit lah hati aku.
SAKIT HATI LAH.
Faham tak? Oh tak faham. Takkan faham punya.
Pergilah mampus cepat sikit... lenyek2 dengan motosikal kapcai. Gila tak glemer.
Pastu darah percik percik kena dress, ohmygod lagilah tak glemer.
Gigi berterabur tinggal sebatang je, padanlah dengan muka.
Rambut semua terbakar, rentung habis.
Lemak perut pommppp terkeluar. Oh buncit rupanya.
Pergi mamp ok..

*Takpe lepas marah jap. Nanti bila dah tak marah, delete kot. Kot lah*

The end of ICPU

2009-06-01T22:27:00.000+08:00

Calculus & Vectors - Done.
It was OK, worth the 4 days of eye straining.
And so..

I am officially a graduate of International Canadian Pre-University of Taylor's University College. Yeay!! Not. Lem giler.

I went back home, bathe and lied down on the bed.
And that moment, I realized how my body was aching all over.
I never realized how I have used all my spiritual and mental power into this course, until I neglected my physical condition.
My eyes are turning red, my bones are somewhat producing cracking sounds, my body temperature is heating up and my eye lids are closing..
My body is exhausted. Used up too much.

I went to the panggung wayang (haha cam pelik je sebut) kat Sunway Pyramid to see Terminator Salvation. Excited pula tengok iklan Transformers. I thought it was new until Kaiser said,
K: Babe, iklan ni dah lama gila. Kau baru tengok ke?
Have some entertainment.

I think macam tu kot dia cakap. Macamlah aku tak tengok TV ke buka internet ke, macam cast away from dunia fana. Hahaha. But true la, it's time for me to take a chill pill.
And I really miss Raqinah Razak.

Weirdos

2009-05-31T00:14:00.000+08:00

I have such weird friends and family.

I have one who just got hit with a golf ball.
Another was harassed (atleast she thought she was) by a girl.
Another one who did "How to make salami sandwich" as his very first blog entry.
Another one is homeless every weekend.
Another one is missing, and one day she'll emerge from her mysterious disappearance (NAYMA, I'M TALKING TO YOU)
Nanti saya fikir lagi dan tambah ok.

My mom, she doesn't know I'm 19. My birthday cake was written 20th birthday instead.
My sisters call me "pengetua".
My brother thinks he's chuck bass.
My grandma looks like Michaelangelo the Ninja Turtle, fo shizzle I tell you.
And she ate cat food once. She thought it was a cookie.
My arwah grandpa belah ibu, he's name was Jumaat.
My arwah grandpa belah ayah, he's name was Khamis.

I'm not joking.

My life is so interesting.

KLue Urbanscapes 2009 is on the way here

2009-05-29T12:40:00.000+08:00

Date : 27th June 2009
Venue: Kuala Lumpur Performing Art Centre (KLpac), Sentul

Pre-sale tickets are available at:

1. Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre (available now)
Box office (03-4047 9000) (10.30am - 6.30pm (non-show days) / 10.30am - 8.3pm (show days)
Presale @ RM25 per ticket

2. Borders Bookstores @ The Gardens, The Curve and Berjaya Times Square (available from 1 June onwards)
Special Borders promotion: Get a pair of Urbanscapes tickets for only RM45 (RM5 savings!)

3. Zouk Club KL (available from 1 June onwards)
Ticketing counter (10pm – 3am) (03-2171 1997 for enquiries)
Presale @ RM25 per ticket

And the journey continues

2009-05-29T12:09:00.001+08:00

One last paper; Calculus and Vectors.
I'm fine with calculus, as I find myself better to work with figures.
But I am NOT OKAY with vectors because me and lines with arrows? And 3 Dimensional planes? And those confusing weird symbols? We have no chemistry.

English. I don't know what the heck I wrote in the answer booklet. I'm sorry Shakespeare, I just don't find Hamlet interesting or beneficial at all. And to Jane Austen, I'm sorry your love life is such a shame (she died as a virgin, not married) but Pride and Prejudice would go best as a movie, I don't read romance novels. I don't know why Faten loves Pride & Prejudice.
We call it the prek prek book.

International Business. Haha.. Macam salin balik soalan je?
But it was OK-OK.

Boring gila asyik-asyik post pasal study. Bapak skema ar.

Terfikir nak mandikan Red Fury, terkena banyak taik burung. Tadi pergi makan dekat Kopitiam Ali Cafe semua pandang pandang. Ingat sebab ada aweks cun fiwwiiittt (a.k.a nada ehem ehem)dalam kereta, rupanya kereta banyak najissss mugholazah. Yaks. Kasi penalty kat awek ni teros. REJECT.

I will bathe u Red Fury. I will...... maybe later.

Don't ever, talk about 2-0. It was just luck, Barca. I can watch and watch through youtube and find your deepest secret tactics.

Vroom vroom!

2009-05-28T00:25:00.000+08:00

Alaaaahai esok paper 1 p.m. lambat nak mampus.
Rasanya dah tak de apa perlu dibaca untuk paper esok. (poyo)

Tadi pergi college naik bus pagi-pagi dengan harapan akan ada masa untuk revise lebih untuk paper English. Tapi lupa pulak balik tu nak naik apa? Paper habis awal kot, 11.45 am.

Tring!
Balik naaaaaaaik motor! Bes gile.
Tu je nak cite.
Obviously I'm bored.

By the wayzo, malam ni MU vs Barcelona, siapa tengok? 2 a.m. Alahai...lemah betul

To choose

2009-05-27T20:50:00.000+08:00

You know what makes me mad?

TO CHOOSE is not in the options.

I always hated it when everything is too arranged, too glued together, too solid.
What makes it even worse?

TO SAY it's my choice. I chose it.
But did I choose because I want it? That shall be the question.

Anyways, Nada Assilah is currently in a battle field of International Business, Calculus & Vectors, and English4U. Hence the busy :)

Pray for me, I need your support.

To all you kawan Nada

2009-05-24T12:53:00.000+08:00

OK First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAHTZ BIN YAAKOB.
We people of the May rocks.

OK Imma say this now.
I miss ALL of my friends yang berada di Ampang, Shah Alam, Senai!, Cheras, Bukit Antarabangsa, Beverly Heights, Setiwangsa, Bukit Jelutong, Sunway, dan Kampung Pandan.

I've been so busy lately, or since ever. I'm sorry I selalu tak pergi korang punya reunion yang berjuta kali buat tu. I miss the lepaks we had.
I was thinking to throw a huge party one day if ada kesempatan.
So don't wozza. We shall shake our booties and get low while stuffin Mac n Cheese inside our stomachs. You guys can get high and sleep with each others boyfriends. Just kidding.

I'm in need of my bestfriends.

When it comes to finals

2009-05-20T00:35:00.000+08:00

So here I am, sitting infront of the laptop, scratching my head for no particular reason.
My back is aching, and my eyes are closing.

Finals start on Wednesday May 27th.
My last paper is on 1st June.
That is next week.
And what am I doing?
Lek lu..

Finals tu finals la.
What I am worried about, final projects are due due due!
By next Monday, I am free off from any assignments. Langkah dua hari, finals. Ceh (-_-")

By the way, I have another thing goin on on 15th to 19th June. I have to berkhidmat untuk negara. Bukan di kem PLKN. Tetapi menghadiri kem Biro Tata Negara (BTN).
Ala-ala PLKN express ah ni. Tujun BTN ni untuk menanam semangat cinta akan negara kot? Supaya tidak lupa akan Malaysia sekiranya pergi belajar luar.

Oh, and my graduation day is on 13th June which, I will not be there.
Heheh hantar wakil sudeh. I'll be in Bandung, kok!

Must siapkan kerja now! Sorry for the lame boring posts.

Malam ini, anda penentunya

2009-05-16T08:45:00.001+08:00

Title catchy sungguh!

Tonight is the night.
Konsert terakhir Akademi Fantasia Musim ke-7!

Finale : Aril, Akim, Isma, Yazid, Hafiz (did I miss anyone?)

Terpulanglah kepada anda untuk AFUNDI atau tidak. Sebab saya memang tidak pernah ketinggalan untuk menonton konsert AF tapi semestinya saya tak akan AFUNDI. My precious credit... will not be jeopardized. Lawlz.

Siapa akan jadi juara ye? I was thinking maybe not Aril. Maybe Hafiz!
But who knows. Remember Mawi? He was out in the middle of the way, and got AFUNDI MASUK, and became juara at the end. Maybe sejarah mungkin berulang?

Watch it live on Astro Ria, 9.00 pm. With your pop corn.
(heeeei saya memang suka tengok AF ok)

Sahaja aku solat hajat

2009-05-16T00:04:00.000+08:00

We're mad at someone.
Today, we had our solat hajat berjemaah di surau di USJ 2.
Frankly, the person in charge should spread the info more effectively, hello, please?

3 buses. TAK PENUH. Dalam 20 orang je naik. Pembaziran duit.
Why? Well, simple. No one knows there are buses provided!
Actually, only a few people knows there is solat hajat today.
Mana orang tak marah weh.

Movin on.
So there I was, about to open the gate of my unit. Sedih, it was padlocked and my keys sudah lama hilang. Senang cite, tersekat di dalam rumah sendiri. Nasib baik Aliya panggil warden punya konco-konco untuk buka pintu.
Kalau tak, malu la babygirl. Solat hajat PMR, sujud sujud terus tidur. Solat hajat SPM, period. Solat hajat kolej, tersekat dalam rumah? This is too much, people, too much.

With the speed of light, blink! I was at the surau. Maka saya berdoa agar dapat ke Universiy of Alberta, diampunkan dosa-dosa, dijauhkan kejahatan dan diterangkan hati. Don't be afraid my fellow friends, saya telah mendoakan anda semua berjaya dalam hidup masing-masing, dan dijauhi api neraka. Oh, mine is a lil bit diff. Saya doa dijauhi swine flu juga :)
Doa-doa lain tu...hehehe personal.. (Dear God, please gimme a PSP, a new ipod, a new makeover, a new dress) Just kidding. InsyaAllah, ia boleh dimakbulkan.

By the way, saya dah start tengok cerita Gossip Girl balik. (LOL KETINGGALAN ZAMAN NAK MAMPUS). Now baru je episod 5 season 1. Lawlzzz.

Air + Electrick = RM455

2009-05-15T23:54:00.000+08:00

So we were told to gather in the Multi Purpose Hall by 3.30 pm for those who are going to graduate next month.

Well, you could say there are approximately more than a hundred scholars listening when they announced A-08-07 has the highest water and electric bill.

Hey.... 08-07 is my unit.

Memalukanlah, when other units exceed the limit only by RM 120 or RM200 the most.
Ours exceed sampai RM455! And that's the amount after subsidy RM120.
Maksudnya, original total was around RM 570.
So housemate-housemate kena bayar RM76 each.

Its not my fault I memang rajin cuci tandas, cuci pinggan, cuci lantai.
Electric bill was overr the top weh. That's because my unit is a cyber cafe. Everyone comes here. Everyone surfs internet here. Everyone uses the electrical power here, from morning, to the next morning, and it goes on. My hair straightener is contantly on, off once in awhile.
Th warden said if the water pipes are leaking, inform them, because maybe that might be the reason. But, the pipes are doing fine.
It's just us.

Gerard (my pet fish) may also be one of the causes of this merepek bill. His oxygen pump guna banyak elektrik kot? Can't blame him though. I still can't believe our bill is RM455 after subsidized!

Cara-cara makan Hometown Yong Tau Foo secara kronologi

2009-05-14T01:42:00.000+08:00

Promote sikit lah tempat makan yang hina tetapi sedap ni.
Syazmin hates this place, dia rasa nak muntah makan. Biasa makan caviar, creme brule and fruit parfait je ke babygirl? Adododoi. I makan nasi lemak singgit je tetiap hari.
But I'm lovin it, Aqwim too, so does the Shah Alam Boys Crew (Shahril, Fahtz, Hasnur). Adam is excluded because he eats whatever is infront of him, and gives no response. The other Shah Alam Boys Crew never tried before yet. They shall.

Tempat makan macam non-halal je kalau tengok secara mata kasar. Cey. But it's halal, fo shizzle. Got tanda halal sommore. Yelah macam kedai-kedai Bak Kut Teh kat Penang tu en en en. But tempat ni multicultural betul. Yang kaya-raya bawa mercedes pon makan situ. Malay, India, Cina, MartSalleyh, Baba Nyonya, Jawa totok, dan sebagainya turut sering kelihatan makan disitu.

Secara chronology,

1. Parking kereta anda, jangan lupa kunci tit2 supaya tidak dirompak.
2. Ambil tempat duduk di luar jika anda berempat or lesser. Ambil tempat di meja bulat jika lebih daripada 4 orang.
3. Order nasi putih. Sup jernih. Air hanya ada carbonated drinks, tebu, chinese tea dan soya.
4. Bahan-bahan penting ialah fishball, sayur, foo chook, cha koy, dan paling PENTING ialah soi kow (gambar dibawah):

5. Kemudian, sila susun piring-piring sos dalam pola seperti berikut:

6. Sesudah selesai, isi sos cili dan kicap dalam bentuk ying dan yang, dan kacau hingga sebati:

7. Apabila nasi dan sup serta bahan-bahan sudah sampai, baca doa makan, buka zip seluar jika perut anda seperti saya.

8. The rest is left for you to decide :)

Oh, and one thing for sure, they don't serve this:

Roti tisu. A big no no.

Yes I are!

2009-05-12T01:30:00.000+08:00

Haha! Fuuuuunny and effective article.
I was in a stationary shop where the owner ada bubuh an article on the wall.

It was entitled something about Malaysian students can't cope with international education especially in US and UK.

So it goes. The article tells about SPM and PMR students will often fail when they reach international universities in foreign countries.
Kekonon tahap SPM dan PMR kita ni biasanya A je lebih, padahal bukan apa pun.

So the article emphasizes about the usage of english, like students get A1 for english but do not deserve it.

There was this picture, cartoon, a straight A's student being interviewed by some sponsor I think.

Interviewer: (Smile) So, you're the one who got 16 A's including English in SPM?
Student: Yes, I are.

Hehehehhehe. Tak baiklah. *dush cubit pipi sendiri.

That 3rd May evening

2009-05-10T12:19:00.001+08:00

3 May tu birthday saya lah.
Pergi jenjalan dekat Bangsar bersama-sama 4 ekors namely Aqwim, Aiman, Hasnur, Sher.
As for Kaiser, kita kutip tepi jalan.

Abang macho muka bengis

5 jejaka tampan *cough* Aiman, Sher, Hasnur, Kaiser and... Aqwim also jejaka?

"Ala salah order lah. Orang mintak lain." "Makan jelah.." "Eww babe, apa ni?"

Awok!

2009-05-10T12:17:00.001+08:00

Aril telah diAFUNDI MASUK

Satu rumah jerit semalam. Especially mama. Overzzzz gile.

Must. Wear. Identical. Blazer. Not.

2009-05-09T02:08:00.000+08:00

Believe it or not, (ke I'm the only one in shock whereas everyone else knew about it already?)
that we have to wear same, lame, identical, plain, boring, tak glamourous blazer on the day we fly to our respective universities.

To make it worse, it has a pair of matching pants!

How adorable. Not.

Ianya berwarna biru gelap macam kain sekolah rendah. I believe we will gather at KLIA, a group of hundred plus scholars, I assume, with those blazers and pants, waving to the loved ones, kekonon nampak macam "Inilah barisan kita, yang ikhlas berjuang, siap sedia berkorban, untuk ibu pertiwi". Gosssh.

I really thought JPA would give out flight tickets to us and pandai-pandailah nak fly bila-bila asalkan before registration date. Tak eh? Ala.

So I did the blazer suiting yesterday dengan uncle tailor. My size, double S.
U: Adik, seluar mau macam mana?
N: Ketat skit. Bahagian buntut tu ketat skit eh. Bawah pon fit sikit. Senang cite fit lah semua.

Cewah, macam suruh buat skinny pants terus je. Overzz.

Application Confirmed.

2009-05-06T00:58:00.000+08:00

Yeay, dah apply residency di Hub Mall.

Request for roommate: Yes
Name of requested roommate: Nur Diyana Fariha Arshad.

Betina mana ni ek? Hahahahahaha.

Happy 19th Birthday Nada.

2009-05-03T12:02:00.000+08:00

3rd of May 1990, I was born in a small clinic in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
With little fingers, barely had hair and a wide forehead.

Named with the name Mama had been keeping since high school.
Mama kept me in her tummy for 9 months before I finally enter the beautiful world.
She said it wasn't easy giving birth to me.
It was an 8 hours process. I was very stubborn. Maybe I wasn't ready to face the world.
My first cry was around 8 in the morning, eyes closed, pink body, naked, pure innocence.
I never realised, maybe you guys don't too, that was 19 years ago.

Aqwim and Hasnur were my two earliest buddies to wish. Advance kot, pukul 11 lebih.
They came to my house with a surprise; 2 slices of secret recipe cake with '19' candles.

writing my birthday card infront of me. tak surprise betul.

Early morning on 3rd May, Mama bought a cake.

"Happy 20th Birthday Nada".

N: Ma, I'm 19.

M: Oh, not 20?

N: No.

M: Hehehe.

It's ok mama. People tend to forget numbers. But 20 sounds good. Choyy.

I sayang you, Aqwim.

Blowing my 20 or 19 birthday cake candles

All grown up.

"Sorry I can't join you yesterday. I remembered it was your birthday. Happy birthday. Jangan lupa solat pliz. Take good care my smart beautiful daugher. I love you."

- SMS Abah -

To all my setans yang takde ke datang singgah en en, anda buat saya murka. Oleh itu, sila post kan apa jua jenis hadiah (harga lingkungan RM100 ke atas) atau debitkan wang tunai sebagai pengganti ke akaun maybank yang berikut : 1-345666-099-08

Dayang: Err, did i miss a year or something? kenapa nada's birthday cake is written Happy 2oth Birthday?

Make a run for the NIKE Warehouse Sale!

2009-05-01T23:05:00.000+08:00

[source: streething.com]

Head-to-toe range for Men, Women & Kids available. New products everyday.
Date: April 30th to May 3rd 2009.
Time: 10am till 6pm.
Venue: QP 80-1 & QP 81-1, 1st Floor, Block C, Queen’s Park Retail Centre,Lot 392, Jalan Shelly, 55100 Kuala Lumpur.

Payment: Visa, MasterCard and Cash only.
All items sold are not refundable, returnable or exchangeable. All items while stocks last, so make a run for it now.

Aril akhirnya terkeluar di musim ke-7

2009-05-01T22:36:00.000+08:00

What? I watch Akademi Fantasi ok. Tak pernah miss.

Apa buat muka tu ha? I can see you. >:(

Nampaknya Aril terkeluar di musim ke tujuh di konsert ketujuh. (celamak, hafal siut). Tolongla kirim salam kat Izwan Pilus, saya dan ibu saya fanatik Izwan Pilus. Oooooooh indaaaaah lelapku~

Ni ceq nak bebel sikit. For the past six musims, Akademi Fantasia (AF) menggunakan sistem SMS dan juga Juri Pengkritik di dalam ratio peratus yang saya kurang pasti. Tapi adil la kan?
Musim ketujuh ni, 100% bergantung kepada SMS sahaja. This was out in the news. The para pengkritik tidak langsung mengeffect keputusan akhir tentang siapa yang akan terkeluar pada malam konsert.

Adakah ini adil? Tidak, adik-adikku.

Honestly ok, Aril was good in konsert ke7. Akim was too, Hafiz was too. Maybe because people think

"Ek enen, dia ni power mestilah tak terkeluar. Mesti ramai lain SMS undi dia"

So, in the end, no one undi yang bagus sebab mengharapkan orang lain SMS. But the fact is, everyone thinks the same! Kan Kan.
So, Aril had to keluar. Sobsobsob, saya suka orang berwajah pelik seperti seekor haiwan. He looks like kelawar. Suka suka.

Justeru, saya rasa keputusan tidak boleh 100% rely on SMS. Atas dasar profit company SMS tu lah. Sampai talent seseorang itu seolah-olah tidak penting kerana hanya dipandang berdasarkan undian SMS. My godz. The world is a cruel place.

Nampaknya saya perlu tidur di bawah jambatan

2009-05-01T21:56:00.000+08:00

or next to the Subway (the real train Subway not the sandwhich Subway).

or next to the stationary shop where it leaks everytime it rains.

or in an abandoned box that was supposed to be a cat's house made by her owner using magic pens.

or in a stolen trolley, next to some drug addict offering me cracks.

Noooo!
Why Nada, why?

Oh meeeee godzzz!
My dateline for the residency application for University of Alberta is ovaaaah.
Aku nak dodok mana weh dateline dah tamat.

Thanks to my habit of sering buka email tetapi hanya akan klik emel-emel yang menarik seperti "sotong berkepala manusia" atau "anak derhaka disumpah menjadi ikan pari"

instead of clicking important emails like

"Important message from U of Alberta" or "Please confirm your application".

Haaaaaaaah. Nada, nada. Nampaknya saya akan tinggal di pinggiran-pinggiran jalan bersama toto dan tikar mengkuang made in Malaysia sambil ditiup angin sepoi-sepoi negative 40 degrees - holymotherFker.

I wanna live close to my abang-abangs and Muhammad Diane (adik perempuan yang bertukar jantina). I don't wanna live next to some drug addict!

Movin on.

Sekali lagi - Oh meeeeee goddzz. I have to apply residency dekat Hub Mall, i mean inside Hub Mall. Believe it or not, its a combination of a mall and err.. hostel? Cewah bunyi bomb gila padahal entah-entah macam Mydin dekat Jalan Masjid India.

It caters for international students, so me want one room oso can onot?

a peek of Hub Mall

cewah cewah kekonon

So, my lovely people leb leb, choose for me. Dimana tempat saya perlu tinggal selama 4 tahun? Gambar diatas mempunyai bulatan merah iaitu spot-spot berpotensi. Pilih area besaq sikit noh, kang nak raya nak buat open house sikit. Nak kacau dodol semua.

I pwooooomish

2009-04-28T23:44:00.001+08:00

Baru saja bangun dari tidur petang.
Tidur petang? 4 pm - 10.30 pm. Ya tu...dia.
That's what I call a nap.

It's 11.44 pm now. I'm waiting for something, probably somebody? or just something. Ssshh, too hot for you to know.
A promise is a promise, people say.
But promises are just nicely arranged words to sound nice to the ears but signifying nothing.
People say InsyaAllah as an alternative to "maybe kot".
InsyaAllah is "dengan izin tuhan", not "maybe, but I don't wanna promise". Because you know you won't do it.

Peh.

Why the emo, nada, why? Perut lapar kot. Makan waffle je harini. I'm friggin 47kg, short, thin, and in need of carbo! Why babyyyyyyyy why you busy dengan physics? me neeeeed you teman me eat eat. Downstairs only we eat. Can onot? Please? No? Eleleleh. Still no? Awww. Fine.

Please? No. Fine. Movin on.

Message kecil (updated)

2009-04-24T02:01:00.000+08:00

to shahril edzuan

i promised you a paint-picture of you in your chef suit
i don't have the time to google out how a chef suit looks like, so, whattheheck? hentam saja.
so now you can upload this in your blog .. (lame)
u owe me.

To raqinah keladak razak

i miss u
sabtu ni tak dapat join reunion-la-sangat korang tu
sebab i've watched coming soon already and i have gotong royong on that day.
kalau tak jadi gotong royong, i'll drop by ok
and minggu depan jom lah drop it like its hot, mau?

To syazmin

lama siut tak jumpa u!
i promise i'll buy the hair dye and you dye kan for me
and we'll paint our nails and share our feelings
Jangan merajoj rajok babygurl
Nakal betul
LOL LOL LOL

For I have sinned (again)

2009-04-22T02:11:00.000+08:00

You chose the wrong way to reappear in my life.

I pushed you away once. You flew up and down, with such indescribable noise.
I wanted you to go.
But I let you stay a lil bit longer, for I have sympathy, yet, I have my dignity.

The day I pushed you away, I felt guilty.
Guilty for my sins that I have comitted that I may have to face on Judgement Day.
I ran back home, hoping you'd still be there.
You were gone, forever.

Now, you reappear. What is your reason for running back to me?
You chose the wrong day to come back.
Today, I am much more brave than before.
I took the paper, fold it, smacked it. Pangggg!

I'm sorry Mr. Lipas, you got it bad!
I friggin killed your babies, too!
And now you're tempang, and trapped in a lutsinar tupperware! Ha- ha- ha- ha!
Feeeeeeel ma anger, baby.

mama effffffff!

Dear Shakespeare, I hate you.

2009-04-21T02:23:00.000+08:00

Shakespeare, thou art were once the great poet, player, play-writer, and so on.
But thou hath cause great suffer in thy self.
Why, Shakey (nama timang shakespeare rekaan semata-mata) why?

I was Macbeth in the Macbeth play. That was then.

Now, I am King Claudius, the villain the Hamlet play. (-.-")
Why thy must be the villain? and the tragic hero? Why shan't thy be sweet Ophelia? (the dead pretty heroin)

English in my course is not the typical english subject.
To be honest, I don't like it.
Kenapa I sentiasa jadi watak lelaki? Kacakkah saya? Awww! Shame Shame la.

Tajuk play kali ini ialah Hamlet by Shakespeare (duh).Our assignment kali ini ialah menangkap gambar scene-scene yang agak penting or in a simple word, a Freeze-Frame. Enjoy!

Roza gergous jadi Hamlet, Adibah jadi Ophelia. Sila focus pada wajah Roza.

Cubaan aksi frust 1

Cubaan aksi frust 2 close up

King Claudius versi Dilla sedang frust 1. Kain raja berwarna kuning itu sebenarnya ialah langsir tingkap.

Cubaan King Claudius versi Dilla frust 2

Raja sudah murka

Cubaan Hamlet merogol Queen Gertrude lakonan Diffy

Wajah King dan Queen kelihatan teruja dan terkezut

Aksi manja gurau-gurai Queen dan King - edited

It's my turn!

King Claudius yang kacak bergaya unggul cemerlang lakonan ehem ehem, saya. Sedang meratapi kesedihan Permaisurinya

Aksi setan King Claudius ingin meletak racun di dalam cawan, ditemani Laertes sedang meletak racun di pedang lakonan Aina Liyana a.k.a Puan Sri.

King Claudis kacak bergaya bermisai kerinting berdada sasa menyuruh orang suruhan beredar.

Paling hensem of them all, berperut buncit seksi, berjanggut toncet, aksi darkness in human's heart.

Ophelia dies in the river (swimming pool CasaSubang)

Laertes for King! Puan Sri Aina for King!

:)

Article on Dedicated Mother, Striving towards Success - My mother

2009-04-20T22:59:00.000+08:00

Puan Sharizad Jumaat
Amanah Raya-JMF Asset Management

Sharizad Jumaat’s love for challenge blossomed at a very young age. When she was 10-years-old, she found her cousins speaking English more fluently than her. That pushed her to master the language by sleeping with a dictionary next to her head every night. “Every time I remembered a word, I would refer it to the dictionary,” she said. It is the same strong will that brought her to where she is today - a leader in her own right.

Graduating as the top student of her school, she was offered a place to study medicine. However, when it was time to choose a major, Sharizad realised that she didn’t want to become a doctor. Her next option was to switch to life sciences and the closest subject to medicine was biochemistry.

“Biochemistry is the toughest course in life sciences but I always go for the hardest because that’s where the challenge is,” she said. During her final tertiary year, she was selected by Pemodalan Nasional Bhd (PNB) to participate in its management trainee programme for its research division. “There were 45 of applicants from different courses. We had to undergo aptitude tests as well as attend interviews. I was the only one selected,” she said.

With that twist of fate, Sharizad, who was in biochemistry, ended up as a research analyst with PNB. She continued working for PNB upon her graduation. After 6 months, the young lass was offered an opportunity to pursue a postgraduate degree, followed by a doctorate programme in biochemistry by Universiti Pertanian Malaysia. Sharizad had to make a choice. “I called up my professor and asked him for advice. He said I should stay at PNB and I did,” she explained.

The early years in the research team were not easy. “There were 10 of us and I was the only non-financial person. I didn’t know what was asset or liability, or anything about accounting,” she said. True to her spirit, she took things into her own hands. She bought books and learnt about accountings. “It was difficult. The first 2 years I kept doing profit and loss and balance sheets, and analysed companies over and over again. After a while, I became more comfortable with the subject,” she said.

After 4 years at PNB, Sharizad moved to the Employees Provident Fund (EPF). She was always longing to further her studies and learn business in school. Therefore, when EPF offered to sponsor a selected few for their postgraduate programmes, Sharizad jumped at the opportunity. She was given a place at the Michigan State University in the US to pursue a MBA (Finance) programme so she left with her husband and two young children.

During her two years there, more challenges accompanied her as she gave birth to her third child. Nine days after that during a heavy winter, she took the bus and went to school to sit for her exams. Needless to say, pregnancy and childbirth in a foreign land did not deter her from doing well in studies.

Her 18 years with EPF shaped her work ethics and values, and gave her much exposure in the financial sector. During this period, she managed a portfolio of fixed income and equity amounting to RM100 billion and RM45 billion respectively. She eventually moved up the ranks and became the general manager of equity investment.

“EPF is the biggest fund in the country and people would come to us and offer what ever financial products we asked for. However, I always wanted to know what is on the other side of the fence in order to make me a wholesome person. So I told myself that I must leave before I’m 45 years or else I’d never make that move,” Sharizad said. Her CEO tried to convince her to stay but she was determined to explore “the other side” and that was how she joined Amanah Raya-JMF about 4 years ago.

“It’s not easy being on this new side but I’ve always enjoyed a good challenge. With my technical knowledge, I was able to bring new perspective at Amanah Raya-JMF,” she said.

Sharizad believed qualification is only “a passport” but more importantly is the determination of the person to pursue what he/she wants to be. “Nothing is impossible. If you’ve got the substance and attitude, you can survive anywhere,” she said. Her lessons come from a lot of reading and from those around her, including her colleagues, business associates and bankers. “I think I learnt a lot to satisfy my pride,” she laughed.

Some of her mentors were her university professor as well as the leaders in the organisations that she worked with.

“Tan Sri Sallehuddin Mohamed, when he was CEO at EPF taught me a lot about good values and procedures as a government officer. Datuk Azlan Zainol (also from EPF), meanwhile, brought a different aspect due to his banking background,” she said. At her current place, Dato’ Ahmad Rodzi Pawanteh, who is one of the directors, taught Sharizad much about running a business. “Dato’ Rodzi is someone I really respect because he is knowledgeable and has good intentions. I’ve always thought good businessmen must be shrewd but Dato’ Rodzi corrected my views because he has his own way of attaining success.” Another of Sharizad’s mentors, Datuk Azahari Kamil, thought her the sense of urgency in executing work. This helped her to stay sharp and active.

“But at the end of the day, the most important thing is to be yourself,” she said. “My prize is my integrity. I may not be rich but I’m comfortable. I can go to sleep each night in peace,” she said.

Sharizad is a consultative leader as she practices an open-minded approach and listens to new ideas, as team opinions are important. She attributes her ability to make decisions based on team opinions based on her wide exposure to various asset classes as “it gives wisdom and relative comparisons.” While opportunities are important, having the skill sets for the particular position is more critical. “If you expect to be a senior manager, you must act like one first. There is no short cut to substance like managing people,” she said, adding that helping others to learn is her way of leaving a legacy.

In the present economic condition, Sharizad has maintained open communication with her staff. This is so that she can talk to them about the reality of the economic situation and what the company is doing to survive the challenge. By doing so, Sharizad hopes to get the staff’s buy-in and pull them together to survive the present crisis.

Her different roles in life, at work or at home, keep her on her toes all the time. “There are so many things that run through my head, ranging from whether there is garlic in the house, to the GDP of Qatar. As such, I have to be focused and prioritised,” she said. Due her organised and structured self, Sharizad is able to compartmentalise and be responsible, whether as a leader at Amanah Raya-JMF or as a wife and mother at home. “It’s not easy to take on the different roles but I believe if we plan, disciplined and have good intentions, it would work out eventually,” she said.

One of her favourite pastimes is cooking. “People tell me I’m the only CEO that cooks in town!” she said and laughed. However, Sharizad is also selective in the dishes she prepares herself. For the common and easy ones, she would delegate it to her maid while she focuses on the specialty dish. “I want those dishes to be my signature that my 4 children and husband remember me by,” she said. “My husband and children, who are all still studying, have always been so supportive in whatever I do, so I’m very thankful.”

How to be OK-OK and still have a life.

2009-04-18T23:53:00.000+08:00

Ok sebelum itu saya ingin mendahulukan entri ini dengan Assalamualaikum to muslims and Hello wassap salam sejahtera kepada non-muslims. Saya bukanlah idola seperti Black Eyed Peas atau Britney Spears atau Pelajar terbaik seperti Amalina yang mendapat berapa belas A1 dia SPM suatu masa dahulu. Disini hanya ingin berkongsi sedikit sebanyak cara yang mudah dan effective kepada mereka yang mempunyai masalah pelajaran dan kehidupan yang kusam.

This post is specially for those pemalas and laid back people who wants to do good in both studies and life. Again, it works on me and it may not work on some people. Especially perfectionists.

1. First, don't push it. Unless required.
You really don't have to revise apa yang dah belajar hari ini, untuk setiap hari. Kerana ialah lebih bagus jika anda gunakan masa itu untuk beriadah atau melepak atau tidur atau bersama orang-orang tersayang. Masa itu emas.

2. Bila ada test.
Test ye, bukan exam. Lain ok. Bila ada test, study lah sehari sebelum itu, kalau chapter panjang sangat, study lah 2jam untuk 2 hari sebelum itu. Tapi agak afdal jika study one night sahaja agar ingatan anda fresh pada esoknya.

3. Bila ada exam.
Exam selalunya seminggu straight or beberapa hari. Study lah maximum seminggu sebelum itu dan setiap malam sebelum paper. Tidak perlu dari 10 a.m. hingga ke 1 pagi. Cukup lah sekadar petang hingga malam. Jangan lupa untuk keluar lepak dengan member untuk kurangkan stress dan beban di otak.

4. Homework and class attendance.
Untuk pastikan anda on track, kurangkan ponteng. Kalau nak jugak ponteng, pontenglah kelas-kelas yang kurang penting. Atau tanya rakan period sebelum anda tentang aktiviti kelas pada hari itu. Gunakan masa itu untuk sarapan dan isap kok tang lu.
Class focus is important, oleh itu makanlah kismis minda! But generally, take nescafe 3-in-1. Serious shit, sedap and it enhances your alertness by increasing the frequency of your heart beat.
Homework is important for siswa dan siswi. Tidak berapa penting untuk para pelajar sekolah menengah kerana ianya tiada markah semata-mata. It keeps you on track on what's going on in class and a pre-preparation for tests and exams.

5. Sleep.
If you're a big snoozer, sleep every petang to ensure active by night to do homeworks or to visit heritage or Rasta or Hartamas Square or Bidara Sunway (hehe). Make sure bangun untuk Maghrib/Asar untuk solat dan sambung tidur. Jika anda period atau cumshot and belum mandi wajib, sambung tidur sekurang-kurangnya 4 atau 5 jam. Gunakan malam itu sepuasnya jika sudah siap homework dan sambung tidur malam itu.

6. Pemakanan.
Makan apa saja anda mahu, yang pasti halal.

7. Weekends.
Dah kalau nama pun cuti, cuti ajelah. Go to malls with your friends, partners, family. Shop, eat, wayang! Lepak malam (dengan kebenaran ibu bapa kepada remaja bawah 18). Sekarang cerita Jangan Tegur tu cambest je, usha lah. If you have major assignments, it's understandable lah. If homeworks, some people prefer to do it early, some prefer to do it late Sunday. Like I do. But hey, it's a weekend!

8. Money.
To scholarship sponsored students a.k.a scholars, kenapa simpan beribu-ribu dalam bank tu jadi habuk? Suka ee tengok RM **** dalam akaun? Gunakan wang itu untuk entertainment yang berpada-pada (dan yang tak ingat dunia macam Diane, saya, dan kami semua yang akaun tinggal RM100 and below ini tak tahu berpada-pada). Kalau anda seorang yang baik hati, gunakan duit itu untuk ibu bapa atau adik-adik. Jangan gunakan wang itu untuk membeli benda-benda yang membuatkan kita mengucap kerana ingatlah, wang itu wang kerajaan.
Yang private students tu, no comment! Duit kau duit kau lah. :D It's a free country.

9. Penggunaan Bahsa Inggeris.
Penting wok ni. My english is not excellent but as long as you can uderstand me and I'm not using "Its mean" instead of "It means", then, i'm ok.
If you're used to speak other languanges beside English, well it's never too late.
Don't start learning bombastic words. Start with common phrases macam penggunaan eat, eats, eating, ate, eaten.
Perfecting your languange means to practically speak it. Tak perlu 24 jam speaking speakang kerana ia menimbulkan perasaan annoying bagi sesetengah pihak. Dan gunakan kawan anda sebagai pembetul grammar.

10. Overall.
Study smart, don't study hard. Because you don't want to end up like in this conversation:

Atan: Atok atok. masa atok muda dulu atok buat apa?
Atok: Uihhh, bes sangat!
Atan: Ceritalah! Atok masa muda buat apaaa?
Atok: ........... (berfikir sangat lama) Belajar.
Atan: Taulah. Lagi?
Atok: Belajar.
Atan: Bosan gila atok aku ni.

You migth wanna be like this:

Atan: Atok atok. masa atok muda dulu atok buat apa?
Atok: Uihhh, bes sangat!
Atan: Ceritalah! Atok masa muda buat apaaa?
Atok: Atok dulu masuk AF, atok mengembara malam-malam, atok melancong sana-sini, bungee jumping, gelek gerudi setiap malam minggu
Atan: Wah! Mama atok tak marah ke?
Atok: Nak marah apa pula? Bukan atok isap dadah ke rogol anak dara orang ke. Atok pointer 3.5 tau. Ha walaupun atok pensyarah kat UTM je, gaji atok sebulan RM** ribu tau. Selalu bawa nenek makan Tony Roma's.

Again, to some people, mungkin kontra pendapat kita.
Lain background, lain tanggapan.
Just sharing infos. Sharing is caring gitu.
Plus, post ini tidak memasukkan ritual tips seperti perlu solat dan berdoa kerana itu semua wajib dan bukan tips.
Study well, lead a good life!

10 years of enthusiasm - National Cheer Comp

2009-04-18T22:52:00.000+08:00

Sudah 10 tahun berlalu.

Kalau usha betul-betul, team Anchorz 2006 is in the picture, bawah sikit, tengah.

Picture below is National Cheer First Champion ever, Shirtliff of Bukit Bintang Girls School. (Now known as SMK Seri Bintang).
I recognize a few of them, akak-akak senior fofular katakan. Proud BBGSian lah!

It feels macam just yesterday I tumbled on the blue mat. Macam just like yesterday I flung Cindel up to the sky (macamlah tinggi sangat). Macam just yesterday I literally saw and heard Safwana cracked her skull (ouch). macam like yesterday Aliaa broke her nose, Athira's braces got stucked, Syazmin's back got cakar dalam, Far's head got smacked by a ball during practice, and my head berdarah bla bla. The list goes on.

2007 was the saddest day of my life when my team only got 6th spot out of 42 teams. We were thatttt close. But, peh. Movin on.

I think I never cried like that before. Maybe because the investment was huge. Thus feeling lost to the competition is not just it. Maybe some people would just refer these cheerleaders as "budak pom pom".

But actually, pom poms are just props and some teams tak pakai pon. It's just something to add.

We dont shout "A to the B to the C" or "2 4 6 8 Who do we appreciate? You're ugly Yeah Yeah you're ugly!" Come on la, that's so 1980s. Where have you narrow-minded people been? Late 90s? Katak dibawah tempurung ke.

Or some would say, "it's not even sports". By definition, sports ialah an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature (dictionary.com). Menteri Sukan datang takkan setakat pinjam tandas kot.

Dalam Anchorz, only Syazmin yang masih aktif kerana dia paling terer and siap ada banyak masa boleh travel-travel Utara-selatan for shows. Jealous gila, babygirl! Bangga la wa sama lu. *tarik spanky pants celahbon dia*

Cheer Comp is back this year! Will update infos.

*pictures credit to The Star Youth2*

My Virtual Baby

2009-04-15T00:00:00.000+08:00

Bunga (My virtual baby)

Seth (Faten's virtual baby)

Siapa lagi comel? Mari kita bincang

First of all, I would like to apologize to Faten, because my virtual baby seem to have much more cute features. Although mine looks like a bit Syndro kot because of the wide forehead. Thanks to my awesome genes (perli ayat Faten) and ... kembang but cute dad's nose.

Faten's baby ada big round eyes, thanks to Prasad. Kalau tidak dia akan sepet. (Fat yang cakap). Whereas my baby's main assets are the pair of eyes. :D syuuumel.

Nama baby hasil virtual cumshot ini ialah Bunga. Proses membuat bayi yang agak mengelirukan.
I know she looks like a male but whatever.
Yes, the first thing you'd notice is the nose. That's my favourite part of the face.
Mata dia semestinya ikut saya (yezzzzzaaa).
Rambut dia macam malu-malu nak tumbuh ikut ayah dia lah tu.

Comel tak?

Want to try? www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/
Virtual cumshot now and get yourself a baby.

Culture day

2009-04-11T04:41:00.000+08:00

Monday was Sports Attire Day. (banyak people wore typical cheerleading costumes)

Tuesday was Back to School Day. (Shit, ni comel gila, tapi tak bawa baju sekolah menengah)

Wednesday was Rock and Roll Day. (susah ni)

Thursday was Canadian Day. (lupa)

So on Thursday I decided to get a Maple leaf (canadian trademark) tattoo, made of marker. Buruk gila.

CULTURE DAY by International Canadian Pre-U Taylors Students

Adibah jadi Muallaf (chinese convert islam konon-konon). Belakang tu baju traditional Sarawak.

[Dari kiri] Ratu cantik Jawa, Ratu cantik India, Ratu cantik Jawa Tengah, Ratu cantik Sri Lanka, Ratu cantik Malaysia-Singapore (paling pendek), Ratu cantik Pulau Mauritius, Ratu cantik Punjabi, Ratu cantik Kain Senteng.

"Zaaaaaaaaasssss"

Dara-dara sunti

Buat homework dekat snooker place, tangan sebelah pegang puntung marlboro, pakai kebaya. Hilang seri oi puan sri Diane!

Aiman can never have a decent pose

Baca doa sebelum kalahkan diorang dalam snooker. Alah small the pieces je game ni (padahal..)

Joejet menunjukkan skill lentiknya

belum abis lagi.

Ni kritikal ni. Farihin sanggup menyorok bawah meja dari cikgu sebab nak study kerja lain. Adoyai

Dear Kaiser

2009-04-11T01:21:00.000+08:00

[single and available]

I called Kaiser through Yahoo! Messenger.
(save cost gila)

N: So babe. I want you to listen to this song.
K: What song?
N: Dear god. Avenged Sevenfold.
K: Ok, I'm listening to it.

So he listens to it.

K: Ew babe, macam lagu Linkin Park je.
N: Hish tak main lah Linkin Park. Don't you listen to rock? This one is slow rock je sommore.
K: Yeah I listen to rock.
N: Like what?
K: Beatles.

Wakakakakkaakka.

Hero Saves Girl in Toilet

2009-04-10T00:35:00.000+08:00

[My toilet, essentially.]

Yelah, tombol pintu tu dah lama dah rosak. Tunggu masa je nak rosak sampai takleh buka.
Luckily I wasn't the victim. Because that would be so tak glamorous and Puan Asiah the Warden kena help me, and you know how I dislike her. Now BFFAEAEAE (bestfriends for ever and eternity and ever and ever ever) dengan saya. Eceh.

6 pagi.
Jenab tersekat dalam toilet. HAHA! (dua kali tersekat dalam bilik tahun ni)
Called the Warden.
Cewah, bawak tool bag. Tapi pakai pisau potong buah aku jugak nak buka kunci tu.
Amboih, tool bag kotor gila, letak atas tuala muka aku.
Aish, aku nak bersiap2 ke kolej nak bubuh mascara ni, Warden dok depan almari lak. Takleh amik spender.
Warden trying to do magic with the tools. (obviously takkan jadi)
Magic tools: pisau potong sayur, kad plastik, screwdriver (patah dah lepastu).

7 pagi.
Warden: Perlu pecahkan pintu ni.
Nada: (duh)
Warden: Siapa yang budak lelaki yang belum gerak kolej lagi waktu-waktu ni?
Nada: (bukan saja belum gerak ke kolej, belum bangun tido pon berlambak)
Diane: (calls Joejet and Azri)

The two tough guys. Sorry Kaiser, you weren't on my mind that time.

7.15 pagi
Joejet comes dengan mata sepet. Sorry kacau tidur.
First thing first,
Joejet: Puan, boleh tak saya ke tandas dulu?
Jengjengjeng, pagi-pagi pergi tandas ada benda penting ke. HwangHwangHwang.
After settling his business in the toilet luar, he kicked the door twice.
Bashed the door and left.
Cewah, macho gila lah tu kekonon.

7.30 pagi.
Pergi kolej.
Walauun jam, sampai 8 pagi juga. Lek sudah.

Serpihan interior of the lock tercampak right into the pencedok. I discovered this when I was peeing.

Warden used magic tools to magically open door knob. Kemek. Dia gigit kot.

Conteng dah.

Gambar tambahan. I was bored during break time. So I conteng muka Nabil. Perasan tak he's closing his eyes? Mata tu lukis pakai eyeliner. Comel en en en. Macam Cleopatra.

Rapist again.

2009-04-07T00:09:00.000+08:00

Shit.

Now my unit got rules summore.
Me and my fellow housemates had a meeting at 5am due to the importance of the issue.

Everytime go out or go in must padlock door, must lock, must mangga. 3 jenis kunci yang berbeza. Even if you go out for 5 minutes.
And everytime nak bawa kawan-kawan lelaki masuk, perlu inform Warden Puan Asiah dahulu.
Leceh kan?

Because it has been confirmed that there are 2 rape cases in my block.
1 is an attempt rape, another is a brutal rape case.

The girl was raped brutally, blood was all over her place, she was IN HER UNIT, and the rapist was able to somehow open the lock of the door. She nearly died. And as far as I'm concern, she had grills for her unit. And only scholars have grills. Sapelah yang malang tu. I'm sorry for her.

I'm not being prejudice or stereotype here. But the blacks here are goin across the line. You stay here, you obey the rules. You don't, you get out. Jangan disebabkan nila setitis rosak susu sebelenga. Be good!

Now teringat Hanger Man pula dah.
I was thinking to wear cawat besi or high-voltage underwears :)

What happened in CasaSubang; Serious issue.

2009-04-02T01:45:00.000+08:00

Cool tak title post ni? Admit it, eye-catching.

This post is specially to CasaSubang residents, specifically to Block A local scholars.

CASE NUMBER 1

Last year during Hari Raya holidays,
a girl from Block B was raped, foreigners.

Since then, a lot of things happened.

CASE NUMBER 2

Last two weeks, or three, masa cuti sekolah tu, a man comitted suicide, fo shizzle man nizzle.
This is no rumour. Some of us even went to look at the dead body, with usus terkeluar.
Lemme tell you a genuine story from primary sources; saksi-saksi kejadian.

That dude (now known as Hantu Usus) lepak-lepak tingkat 1, with his friends. He suddenly naik atas tingkat 25 (highest level) jumped from there and end up on level 1 (tingkat restaurants and playground). His head and body landed on split levels. The split levels caused the stomach to burst and mengeluarkan usus. Explicit, eyh?

And the CSI (crime scene investigators) did not wash the intestines in the female toilet.
The blood from the body yang mengalir to the female toilet level 1 as it was raining that day. True, I was there and it was raining.

And now, semua takut the "HANTU USUS". Lol.

CASE NUMBER 3

This one happened very recent, like today.
Balik je dari kolej, I noticed semua pagar pintu dimangga. It was normal if the cleaners came, and no one is at home. But dalam rumah ada orang, and luar dimangga. I barely cared though.

Pastu, I was informed (info always come to me first haha) another rape case took place. This time, it happened in Block A. My block.
This case relates to the next case.

CASE NUMBER 4

This happened literally a few hours ago.
My housemate and her friend was followed by Hanger Man. (haha main reka je nama).
Story is from primary source. Ceritanya begini. Prepare for an effin long story.

My friend KatyPerry (bukan nama sebenar) and her friend BugsBunny (bukan nama sebenar) bersembang di tangga tingkat 7. A black African guy suddenly came and started to ask questions like "Hows your evening?"

KatyPerry and BugsBunny was like whatthehell and cioww lah. Went to the playground dekat level 1.

Sembang-sembang. And they noticed later the black guy was sitting next to them. And tak perasan pun bila muncul. So they ran off naik lift. They guy followed later, but tak masuk lift yang sama sebab ada guard and other pepole in the lift as well. So he took the other lift.

Di level 7, KatyPerry and BugsBunny keluar dari lift and found out he was there too, with a hanger in his hands.

No, he was not looking for his missing boxers. No African ever berada di level bawah-bawah. I'm not being racist here, it is just it. And he's a HE.

It looked like the hanger man used hangers as weapons? and he marked BugsBunny and KatyPerry as residents of level 7.

Alhamdulillah, both girls are safe. They ran off. Boo you Hanger Man.

I assumed it is an attempt of raping.

They wanted to inform Warden Puan Asiah, but she took early precaution since the rape case. Starting today, all doors must be padlocked.

What happened during Earth Hour

2009-04-01T01:39:00.000+08:00

Well, everything blackened. (duh)

I was with my family in the car around 8.20pm.

Nada: Bah, dah nak 8.30 pm ni.

Abah: Ye kita tutup lampu nanti.

Nada: Why dont you start by tutup lampu kereta now?

And my bibik is such a clown.

Bibik: Da, da.

Nada: Yo.

Bibik: Pukul berapa ya mau itu lampu ditutupin?

Nada: 8.30 malam sampai 9.30 malam.

Bibik: OKEY.

Nada: Bik tau ke kenapa kena tutup lampu?

Bibik: Supaya mendapat promosi.

Wakakakakakah! She thought this 60 Earth Hour thing is a get-spotted-and-win contest.

Like if you didapati menutup lampu, Tesco will give you a promotion.

No, bibik, no. Go stand at the corner!

Hmm.

2009-04-01T01:28:00.000+08:00

A very nice song - Cinta Sempurna by Yuna.

Sempurnanya sifatmu
Tulusnya hatimu
Jujurnya niatmu
Tingginya kesabaranmu
Lepaskanlah diriku
Kerna aku tak mampu untuk menanggung cinta sempurna darimu.

What is past is past.

Have a lil sensitivity, please.

2009-03-27T18:43:00.001+08:00

My loves,
It seems that you people (which names are undisclosed, as to protect the dignity you guys have) are sometimes, or all the time, have no sensitivity at all, towards the innocent girl, namely me.

So,

Let me spill this shit to whom it may concern.

Lemme give you a situation.
Say that you love your brother (contoh je), that you know, is sometimes a son of a bitch.
Your friends, the ones you depend on, (or the ones that depend on you) knows he's a son of a bitch.
Would it be OUCHY if your friends, constantly, saying your brother is such a son of a bitch?
Or your brother is such a stuck up who only knows how to annoy people, and again, such a son of a bitch?
And your heart starts to pound fast, signifying the deep anger, but your face relaxes as to pretend you enjoy the mocking.

Please, enjoy the mocking? Are you out of your fucking minds?

Or to make it more effective, allow me to demonstrate through dialogues.

XX: Kakak kau en, dia tu bodoh nak mampus.
YY: :) Haha, asal kau cakap kakak aku bodoh lak?
XX: La, kan semua orang benci nak mampus dia. Kakak kau tu, *mock mock*
YY: Haha
XX: Aku harap kau tak rapat ah dengan kakak kau tu. Buang masa je

Thats an example :)

If you guys are really friends, the ones who depends on my assets most of the times (not that aku nak mengungkit, sikit pon tak kisah), have a lil sensitivity, please.
I don't like to mock or to curse you guys, because I have pride and I don't like to mock friends.
But in return, thanks for mocking people I love and care :)
Thanks for not noticing that I'm not enjoying shits you guys are bashin about.
Because, I don't talk shits about people I love.

It's sad that closed minds never seem to catch whats obviously wrong and menyakitkan hati. Just so you know, I'm not a coward because I only type this in my blog. It's a fact that I can write better than I speak. And I think it's better to keep it low, lek ah.

Thank you very much. Have a nice day. Be good my friends :)

60 Earth Hour 2009

2009-03-26T02:53:00.000+08:00

Do you love Earth? I do. I'm participating in 60 Earth Hour 2009.
So you won't be seeing me using all the lights I have in my house. Usually I on them all (haha takut gelap siot).
Kipas selalu buka level 4. That one is exceptable I guess. ....
.....
I mean global warming is mainly caused by heat energy, mainly from light bulbs.
Do you know that if you use the typical light bulbs tu (cant remember the name), 70% energy is transformed into heat energy? So 30% saja transfered to light energy.
So, use florouscent bulbs instead :)
Thanks petrosains, I learned a lot from you.

PARTICIPATE!

Date: 28th March 2009 (This Saturday)
Time: 8.30pm to 9.30pm
What you should do: Friggin off the lights! It's only for an hour. You can live without staring at yourself in the mirror for an hour lah.

Treadmill Dance - keWLz KiLLerZ

2009-03-25T00:26:00.000+08:00

Pride and Prejudice and Shitness

2009-03-24T02:36:00.000+08:00

I'm doing my essay.

Was doing.

Now I'm not. Pause kejap. or "Pos" bak kata adik I.

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, you're killin me, serious shit. Why can't we study Barney instead? Like what is the significance of the colour purple? And why is it a plushie? Why can't it be a real dinosaur? And I think Barney is gay. And I think dia sex abuse children because he likes to kiss and hold and hug kids. Woooo... cool kan thesis macam ni?

Oi, it's the lame 19th century Pride and Prejudice lah now. Fine.

******vroom*******vroom*******vroom************

Had this "talk" with poopiemonster just now.
Didn't know I hurt people so badly.
Sometimes, you do it unconsciously.
Some say follow your heart, some say follow your mind?
Mana satu ni?

I passed my EAP (English for Academic Purposes) test with a band of cukup-cukup makan.
Another step closer towards Canada, a step foward leaving the people I love.
I don't know.
It made me smile for a moment.
It made me sad too.

Charm Cheer Comp (C3) info

2009-03-21T20:48:00.000+08:00

Penat lah nak type it out. Lets copy paste directly from Miss Captain Baby Jane of Extreme Malaysia All-Star (EMAS)

Date: Sunday, 22nd March
Time: 1.30pm - 7pm
Venue: Concourse Cineleisure, Damansara

Message from captain:
Hello people.we are the Extreme Malaysia AllStars (E.M.A.S) cheerleading squad inviting each and everyone of u to see us compete in CHARM cheerleading championship 2009 at Cineleisure Damansara, 22nd of March, Sunday at 1.20pm. We are competing in 2 divisions, Cheer Dance and Group Stunt division. We need to hear your screams, yells and shouts supporting us on that day. Your support is meaningful and precious to us and perhaps it can help us defend our Champion title we won in Cheer Dance division last year. Thanks everyone.

Muahx, baby jane-captain-

p/s: I oso wanna see my name (Baby Jane) on 'Flash Card' made by u guys on that day, lolx.

Come and cheer with us
when we say E.M.A.S
you say You Are The Best!
E.M.A.S <----- us
You Are The Best <---- all of u!

One Week Post

2009-03-21T15:49:00.000+08:00

I haven't been posting a lot lately.
Not because I was too busy studying. Pehh.
Cuti kot. And to tell you the truth, this very minute, I'm actually sitting doing nothing but blogging. For the whole week, I've been ulang-alik from Ampang to Subang and Subang to Ampang.

Kalau calculate fuel cost tu... haih.....tak sanggup nak kira since, I am very broke now.
I've been considering, untuk makan for lunch only Burger Daging Cheese Special Tersedap Di Malaysia (rm 3.80) bermula Isnin ni. Wow Nada, dream on.

Bagus apa sentiasa busy ni, baru lah perkara-perkara lahanat tak berkumandang di kepala.

So I'm posting this one week post, excluding tomorrow's event! :

THE CHARM CHEER COMPETITION (C3) 2009

Syazmin (meen), Xema Maizen(nor hazimah , lol), Virginie (all from team EMAS),

Laihoong and Shanny (both from team Rebels)

are competing therefore I am going.

GO MEEN!
(I'll try to make a banner that says "go Sedatol Syazminzgurlz")
HAHA! HAHA!

********vroom****vroom****vroom*****vroom*********

Let's start with photos, shall we?

It was Azira's birthday last weekend, we suprised her with a birthday cake. Azira pura-pura terkejut sebab everytime pon kitorang akan buat surprise bila birthday orang. Pehh.

On Tuesday I cut my hair shorter sebab split ends kuikuikui. And don't ask why I did that "XOXO" thing.

I informed earlier, Aliya's grandmom passed away. This was during tahlil and I don't know why the heck I posed that way. Gadis ayu lesung pipit di pipi kekonon.

Aqwim (with spek lebleb) is back for good! No more studying jauh di Kedah.

Aqwim, Emira an Diane with sHweeTGurLZraWkTarz pose :) Pergi mana ha ni? Tak ingat.

Perempuan berkeladak bajet hot a.k.a my panadol actifast :) Nur Raqinah Razak dropped it like its hot.

Alamak silau lah bang. (Qin nampak macam pakai cutex merah padahal inai tak jadi)

Guess who? :) Siapa lagi

******vroooom********vrooom*******vroooom*****

Kesian Fahtz, balik KL (he's studying in Terengganu) just for the sake of Recharge @ heritage tapi sampai-sampai dah pukul 12 takleh masuk dah WAKAKAKAKAKAKAH!

Takde duitttttt.

Lepas tu kita gi mana ha, Fahtz? OHMYGOD I will not blog about what happened and where did we go after that. I swear you guys akan tersembur gelak.

So last-last makan nasi lemak ayam kat darus ss15 jelah.

Nakal betul kura-kura ni

2009-03-19T01:48:00.000+08:00

bored of the typical porn video?
Try something new.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiR7UxI8Ow

Not so glory Man United

2009-03-15T01:46:00.000+08:00

I know when I hit the "publish post" button, I am allowing myself to be diejek, especially by Kaiser.

Die hard fan sangat en kau. Dulu aku ejek kau 4-1. Skang kau ejek aku lak 4-1. Hehe what goes around, comes back around. Well, I was a bit kecewa with Van Der Sar kerana agak terpinga-pinga for two goals. Oh well, better luck next time.

Nah, this is for Aiman and Kaiser, my two die hard liverpool babyboys.

triumph over man utd, 4-1.

p/s : Alahai. 4- 1 je................ bukan banyak mana pun beza................